My son's first dad joke

Yesterday my three year old was pretending to be me -- deep voice, doing "the dishes," the whole bit. This lasted all afternoon into supper. During supper, my wife and I were both using his name, and he kept correcting us ("No, I'm daddy.") Eventually I just laughed and said "I'm confused."

His reply: "No, you're [my son's name]."

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👤︎ u/tobiasosor
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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I am very upset that I just got an F on my essay

The professor asked for it Chicago Style so I turned it in in a deep dish.

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📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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-Knock knock -Who's there? -Dishes -Dishes who?

deep voice -Dishes Sean Connery

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📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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My wife got me while I was browsing car parts.

Me: I really like these deep dish rims.

Wife: Really? I prefer hand-tossed.

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👤︎ u/FluxKappa
📅︎ Apr 17 2016
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