I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He loaves his job
O! U?
It was a shit zoo.
Czech mate!
>Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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>Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know
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>Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
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>Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one.
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>Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
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>Dr. Alan Grant: You got me.
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>Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.
This cracked me up! π€£
Anyone here also excited for JW: Dominion?
Sadly, he had nothing to chauffeur it.
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing faster than any other country in the world?
The capitalβs been Dublin for decades.
The nyan-ties.
Itβs about thyme.
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
A comedy of eras
The 00s.
But I still haven't been able to grasp onto it yet!
I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade.
β¦but I've been a narcissist for decades.
No one's posted here all decade...
(Regards from New Zealand)
when I put my grandma on speed dial.
It happens only once in 10 years
"Dad, I've been browsing r/dadjokes for a while and every post that gets upvoted is someone claiming their kid came up with it, when the joke is usually decades old and there are words in it most kids wouldn't understand. Why do people lie about what their kids say online for internet points?"
I was so shocked, I didn't even know how to respond. She's a German Sheppard what do I do?
OK but really can we ban these kinds of posts it's just annoying
See you next decade
It was my longest running joke of the year.
I mean, they are so last year.
Hindsight will be 2020.
And he was a very talented guitarist, so good in fact that one day his friend the chicken turned to him and asked would he like to be in a band with him. The horse of course agreed he and the chicken who played the drums went looking for a singer and a bassist. They decided to approach the Sheep who was the best singer on the farm, the Sheep agreed and told them about how the Pig was a pretty good bass player so they all asked him to join the band and he agreed.
So The Barnyard Animals got to work practicing and rehearsing their little hearts out. They started playing open mic nights and gained some traction. After a few years they managed to get signed by a major record label and The Barnyard Animals became an international phenomenon. They toured in every country for the better part of a decade until they finally decided retire. The Horse decided to settle down in English countryside, the Chicken went to Australia, the Pig went to Japan and the Sheep went to New Zealand.
A few years later Gary Barlow contacts the Horse about getting The Barnyard Animals back together for a big charity Live Aid type concert in Wembley. The Horse contacts his band mates and they all agree. So the Pig, the Sheep and the Chicken all fly out to Singapore and get the same connection to London. But in a terrible turn of events the plane crashes and all The Barnyard Animals apart from the horse die in a fiery inferno.
The horse upon finding out that his oldest friends have all died goes into a deep depression. He locks himself in his house and tries to drink his pain away. A few weeks later when every bottle of anything that could be drank had been drunk. He puts on his hat and sunglasses so no one would be able to recognise him and heads to the closest pub. So the Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Hey, why the long face?"
Said in a discussion of whether the movie βThe Page Masterβ was pre or post βHome Aloneβ.
Itβs just a curd to me.
(In chronological order)
2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019
No doubt, the Juul
But it seems like yesterday
For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away
Picture it. June, 1971. London.
Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are celebrating the release of their album Tarkus at the Seven Stars Pub.
Very quickly, both ELP and their BACs are riding high.
Nothing can spoil this evening.
Enter King Crimson, their bitter rivals in experimental jazz-fusion symphonic rock.
A chill hits the air, but they manage some level of civility.
Fripp even manages to put aside his seething anger at Lake for defecting to Emerson's new project and stands a round for all.
It's unclear exactly when Hawkwind arrives, but the strained emotions soon give way to genuine cheer and good will.
Lemmy, their basist at the time, could have that effect on people.
Unfortunately, he also later looks directly at Lake, points at Fripp and company and asks, "Waren't you wiv his lot?"
The police report explains that the ensuing fracas lasted for about 30 minutes at caused at least Β£4,500 (Β£56,604.93 in 2021, or $78,480.75) in damages, several broken bones and uncounted stiches.
The scrum finally calms down after Peter Gabriel, who was [throwing darts](https://darthelp.com/articles/the-history-of-darts/#:~:text=M
... keep reading on reddit β‘Fsh
The dentist told me he had a tooth decade
It would be a Song of Ice and Fire.
A comedy of eras
