Deaf People Puns

A list of puns related to "Deaf People"

How do you stop 2 deaf people arguing?

Turn off the light

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👤︎ u/Mikedavis93
📅︎ May 08 2022
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I could never picture deaf people committing crimes.

It’s unheard of

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👤︎ u/Ekho_Bleue
📅︎ May 08 2022
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Why do sound techs always marry deaf people?

Because they're irresistible.

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👤︎ u/Retbull
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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What do you call a group of deaf people?

I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.

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👤︎ u/BowelMovementator
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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I guess people think I'm deaf, because I was reading the lyrics to Walk on the Wild Side out loud and some asked, "You read??" I said...

No, Lou Reed.

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👤︎ u/Pollo7
📅︎ Jul 22 2021
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Did you hear about the new company that makes audiobooks specifically for deaf people?

They're called Inaudible.

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👤︎ u/one_arrogant_bastard
📅︎ Sep 08 2021
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Say what you want about deaf people

That’s it, that’s the joke

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👤︎ u/AprilTowers
📅︎ Jul 18 2021
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Why are deaf people so good at trigonometry?

Because they know sine language!

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👤︎ u/AIaris
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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People used to tell me I was going deaf...

...but I haven't heard anyone say that in a while.

Edit: You kids have made my day. I'd like to thank all of you for this marvelous chain of dadjokes.

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👤︎ u/nemo_sum
📅︎ Mar 24 2017
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What do deaf people and gynaecologists have in common?

Lip reading

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👤︎ u/Gagging4aShagging
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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You can't argue with deaf people

They won't listen to reason

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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What does a fistfight between two deaf people sound like?

a snake

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👤︎ u/leetsxela
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Say what you want about deaf people

They'll never listen to you

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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Easy listening music is misleading to deaf people
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👤︎ u/DirtyPineConeFeet
📅︎ Nov 28 2017
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What do you call a truce between two deaf people arguing?

A stop-sign...

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👤︎ u/code_engine
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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So did you hear that thing about deaf people?

Neither did they

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👤︎ u/VegansAnnoyMe
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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I hate deaf people

They're just so earritating.

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👤︎ u/Vi3ual
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why do deaf people make such good workers?

Because they're never ear-response-able.

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👤︎ u/quartzkiller
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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I just realized that deaf people will never know why farts are funny.

The sound is flatulent.

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👤︎ u/Grilmour
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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Why is everything harder for deaf people?

They never make sound decisions.

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👤︎ u/AMB518
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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Why is it always frustrating having deaf people over for your house party?

They can't stop cheating at charades.

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👤︎ u/ponyflash
📅︎ Apr 22 2017
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Took my daughter swimming and there was a group of deaf people signing to each other on the pool.

My daughter was quite curious/interested in their use of sign language and was staring. I redirected her and told her it was not polite to stare.

She asked me "but why can't I watch"?

I replied:

"Because they might hear you"

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👤︎ u/spiderspawnx
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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How do you stop an argument between 2 deaf people?

Turn off the lights.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 01 2022
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Say what you want about deaf people

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Say what you want about deaf people.
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👤︎ u/Saint_Adolf
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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Say what you want about deaf people.
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👤︎ u/plonkerboy900
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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Say what you like about deaf people...
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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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Say what you want about deaf people

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👤︎ u/Davidmcd19
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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Say what you want about deaf people ...
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👤︎ u/reallylu0wei
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Say what you want about deaf people.
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👤︎ u/Amd20555
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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