Deaf People Puns

Turn off the light

It’s unheard of

Because they're irresistible.

I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.

No, Lou Reed.

They're called Inaudible.

That’s it, that’s the joke

Because they know sine language!

...but I haven't heard anyone say that in a while.

Edit: You kids have made my day. I'd like to thank all of you for this marvelous chain of dadjokes.

Lip reading

They won't listen to reason

a snake

They'll never listen to you

A stop-sign...

Neither did they

Because they're never ear-response-able.

The sound is flatulent.

They never make sound decisions.

They can't stop cheating at charades.

My daughter was quite curious/interested in their use of sign language and was staring. I redirected her and told her it was not polite to stare.

She asked me "but why can't I watch"?

I replied:

"Because they might hear you"

Turn off the lights.

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