Dead Or Alive 2 Puns

A list of puns related to "Dead Or Alive 2"

I'd love to have a job like Schrödinger's cat's.

Dead or alive, it sounds like a super position.

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👤︎ u/ContainsTracesOfLies
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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Dadjoked the g/f about a bug

She hands me a wadded up paper towel and says "Throw this away outside. It's some kind of beetle. I don't know if it's dead or alive." I responded "Awww, couldn't you just 'let it be'?"

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👤︎ u/Trendy2
📅︎ Sep 28 2014
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