I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

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This is your 13-minute Thursday report in 3284 words.

##interview with Haypost director | Red mailboxes? | 1-hour pharmacy deliveries | Unified service centers

Reporter: we noticed red mailboxes on Yerevan streets. Are these only for the capital?

Haypost: you'll soon find them in all tourist areas. It's a tradition when a tourist comes to Armenia and wants to send a postcard to their country. These mailboxes are not cheap so we're focusing on tourist areas.

Reporter: how often will you collect the mail?

Haypost: once a day.

Reporter: the international delivery fees sharply increased earlier this year so you wouldn't operate at a loss. Did that help?

Haypost: the trend became negative in 2017 and continued that way. This year our losses were cut in half compared to 2020 because of the hike. Next year we will have positive ֏300M. When the government took over Haypost in 2020, we were in our worst financial state. We are recovering now.

Reporter: your buildings are in f--ked up condition in provinces. You said it's physically impossible to renovate them in 200 settlements. Do you have the money to rebuild them?

Haypost: we don't have the income yet, so the government has to fund the repairs. We're yet to confirm the 2022 Haypost budget. We would like to receive enough funding to build universal service centers. These centers aren't just post offices, they include five various government/financial/pharmacy services. These are the so-called "government embassies in provinces".

They help save resources. We have them Gyumri and Ijevan, and soon in Vanadzor, before a wider rollout.

Haypost has a new digital platform. Every department is online. A new app, an online pharmacy. You can deliver medicine to any part of the country.

Reporter: will you open more pharmacies?

Haypost: we'll open two more in Yerevan this year. Many villages don't have pharmacies. Provincial residents can visit the new pharmacy or use the mobile app and we will deliver the medication to the province the next day. This is already available in some locations, but we want to make 1-hour deliveries possible in Yerevan by having one such pharmacy in every district. We'll open 7 pharmacies in Yerevan next year.

Reporter: several months ago a large number of Haypost workers were terminated after failing the certification exam. They complained that they were asked questions unrelated to the profession.

Pilot on me!!

Stannis is a bitch. I was hoping in his last moments he would've cast aside Melisandre and chose his daughter but no he chooses to be the most vile man 2nd only to Craster. Hell not even Tywin would burn his kid alive just for some warmer weather. Or at least wanted Davos to go against his king and take her away, still killing Stannis in the process but having Shireen live on. And I feel like a sick bastard but I laughed my ass off when his wife hung herself. Idk why but the way they just cut to her dangling there and his face just cracked me up. His whole reaction to mutiny, suicide, and abandonment by Melisandre was just hysterical to me. Just rewatch Mother's Mercy and look at him look right at the camera completely shocked🤣🤣🤣.

I'm kind of mixed on this season. I really like certain plot lines but others are kind of iffy imo. It did look particularly more beautiful tho a lot of the scenery.

The best scene hands down is the death of Aemon. This is the 2nd best death scene after Rob's. I'm a little biased because he actually remined me a lot of my grandpa in the end so I have a soft spot for this scene. Also idk why but I really liked the scenes with Shireen, Gilly, and Sam thought it was cute.

Jon easily had the best story line in this season. I know this is going to sound kind of weird but I actually like that he died, had a sort of pragmatism to it. I just don't get why now and not when he was on the other side of the wall. And kind of bummed Allister was a part of it. I was really hoping for some kind of arc or growth with his character but he's still the same old bitch he was in season 1. Only slight downside of Jon's story would be the new wights. I found the wights to be much more intimidating when they moved in silence so I'm not overly fond of the noises they make now. But even with that there's still a horror aspect to them that I like.

I like that they gave more attention to Maragery and her brother I do think with the absence of Baelish, Varys, Tywin and Tyrion in kings landing they need some sort of substitution to keep the politics intriguing and I think the Tyrells fill that hole pretty well.

I'm 50/50 on Dany now. While she has good intentions in the city she is abusive as hell to her so called children. She talks about them so much but they're still in the hole and they have been this entire season. She goes in there occasionally to just feed them her enemies. That's like something Pablo Escobar would do with rival drug lords. J

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

There hasn't been a post all year!