a Vitamin C pun
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
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︎ Sep 11 2020
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I c
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
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︎ Dec 25 2020
So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
C
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︎ Jul 19 2020
English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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︎ Nov 18 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
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︎ Oct 16 2020
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C
Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K
Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What would C.S.Lewis write if he was a Rat?
The Chronicles of Gnaw-rnia...
Hehe..
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Gourd on Ram C
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Ah I C what you did there
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
A wise monster once said, "C is for Cookie."
That's good enough for me.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
You can be -273,15 Β°C (-457,87 Β°F) but still be 0K.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.
They all gave me some weird stairs.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I bet you didn't c that one coming
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︎ May 19 2020
Wife: Iβm not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I donβt know how to do C-Work.
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but sheβs 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
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︎ May 28 2020
Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?
She would say "picabo I.C.U."
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︎ Jul 05 2020
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What do you call a person in D.C. that never leaves the first floor of a building?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Did you hear about the vegan who had O.C.D?
They always wanted everything to be just soy.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you canβt c in the dark
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︎ Oct 05 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Why is dark spelled with a K instead of a C
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Jun 16 2020
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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︎ May 27 2020
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you canβt c in the dark
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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