a Vitamin C pun
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?

Through science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,

I think he was 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlusAwe55
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I c
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magik160
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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So you know the programming language C...

next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.

I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eclipse_Shadow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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C
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K-A-K-L
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?

When it's necessary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortelys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C

If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.

But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.

I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C

Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K

Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruinsfan011
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?

Womb raiders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What would C.S.Lewis write if he was a Rat?

The Chronicles of Gnaw-rnia...

Hehe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albus_Veritas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Gourd on Ram C
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Ah I C what you did there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?

Because they were Nazis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunar_Reindeer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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A wise monster once said, "C is for Cookie."

That's good enough for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.

He came back a badder E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night

Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.

What a cool way to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordstevenson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?

Medications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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You can be -273,15 Β°C (-457,87 Β°F) but still be 0K.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemanRussNL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.

They all gave me some weird stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I bet you didn't c that one coming
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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.

Me: step 1, buy a boat.

Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SashaBanks2020
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?

She would say "picabo I.C.U."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AchievedIan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a K instead of a C /r/Jokes/comments/i0kmzn/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Head_Evidence5623
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call a person in D.C. that never leaves the first floor of a building?

A lobbyist

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear about the vegan who had O.C.D?

They always wanted everything to be just soy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c

Because you can’t c in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/askwhobenis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a K instead of a C

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanCloud2006
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?

Because you can't "c" in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonelyNinja333
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why is β€œdark” spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queencr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?

Explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveb106
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C

Because you can’t c in the dark

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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