When you leave the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
That's called A-pasta-cy
I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes
Where do Cows get their meds?
Where do Cows get their meds?
At the phar-Moo-cy
I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.
Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.
What do you call it when a tornado splits into two?
A cyCLONE!!
Dad joked my coworker today (maths teacher)
A coworker of mine was discussing an interesting problem that involved a complex graph. He showed me this graph on the computer but then I said I couldn't see it. He then said "Is this better?" to which I replied "Ahh...the plot thickens..." He walked away without saying a word
I'm giving away all of my childhood toys to my newborn son...
...passing on the lego-cy.
My son Cyril told me and his mother that he wants to hang out with his friends
I guess we're letting out a Cy
Was talking to my dad about the next call of duty. Then he texted me these
http://imgur.com/cyUymX8
I feel like this guy should be in the dadjoke Hall of Fame.
http://imgur.com/b0NnsYZ http://imgur.com/cyFDVQA http://imgur.com/OkTHUHS
