A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut down a tree upon arrival he started cutting down trees until one tree shouted wait I'm a talking tree
Which he responded and you will dialogue!
Did you hear about the guy who chopped off his foot when cutting down a tree?
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down.
Do you think it's stumped?
A lumberjack once told me he’s cut down 27,562 trees
“How do ya know exactly how many?” I inquired
Lumberjack: “Easy. I keep a log.”
I cut down a Christmas tree today. My wife asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”
What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.
A guy I don’t know wants to cut down the trees in my backyard
I told him ‘I woodn’t do that if I were you’
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
I got arrested for taking a video while cutting down trees
Now facing charges for illegal vlogging.
Did you hear about the guy who kept cutting down trees?
They tried to investigate the trees, but they were all stumped.
My wife told me to cut down a tree
I asked her why and she says the tree always pokes her when she wants some alone time outside.
I told her the tree doesn't want to leaf her alone.
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to gather wood. As he found the perfect tree to cut down, he began sharpening his axe, and the tree exclaimed, “NO! Don’t chop me down! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
I was cutting down some trees in the middle of the night and I couldn’t see anything...
But I heard my chainsaw some stuff
I can cut down a tree by just looking at it
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes
I recently retired from my job as a lumberjack. Over my career I cut down 6, 324 trees...
Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?
I wanted to set the world record for the most trees cut down,
But I just couldn’t hack it
My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times...
He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.
What do you wear to cut down trees?
Cutting down old trees is good for seedlings.
They’re full of new tree ants.
I can’t seem to remember what happens to a tree after you cut it down.
I need some help, what's left over when someone cuts down a tree?
I went into the forest to cut down a tree...
It seemed pretty stumped as to what I was doing.
How does a bro cut down a tree?
I cut down a tree and it happened to land on my neighbor's car
do you know what a cut down tree says when you ask it a riddle
Did you hear about the lumber jack that got fired for cutting down too many trees?
What is it to illegally cut down all the trees?
My tree was cut down today
Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
I cut down a Christmas tree today. My wife asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”
How does a lumberjack know how many trees he's cut down?
If you chop down a tree in the forest, but it doesn't understand why you cut it down
I can cut down trees just by looking at them....
I saw it with my own two eyes
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
I can cut down a tree by just looking at it.
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes.
I can cut down trees with just my vision
I saw it with my own eyes!
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,
do you think it's stumped?
I can cut down a tree just by looking at it
I saw it with my own eyes
My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times.
He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.
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