A list of puns related to "Customs Airport"
He puts his bags through the x-ray machine when the staff stop him.
The staff notice an unusual container in one of his bags and asks him about it.
"That's just my food." the man says.
Unsure, the staff have a closer look and notice a ticking sound coming from it.
"That's tickin'!!!" the staff exclaim.
"No no, it's turkey."
They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.
Context: Were picking up my sister at the airport (she was on a Europe trip with her friends) and my we were wondering where her friends' parents are (one of them is Indian).
My dad: "There not here because they're smart. They know it will take them 30 minutes to get through customs, so they're not rushin' "
Me: "No they're not, they're Indian,"
He gave me a sarcastic laugh.
Back story: I work as a bartender at a bar that is right after you exit security at International Arrivals at an airport.
Had several customers sitting at the bar, and we were all talking about how Lufthansa pilots are going on strike, and there's been a lot of cancelled plans/major delays in the last few days.
Customer: I don't know what's going on! Must be something in the air.
Me: You mean there's nothing in the air.
Cue entire bar groaning. Got a few good tips out of it.
Dunkin donuts lady in the airport yelled out a number for a customer and he belted out "bingo!!!" I walked a couple steps and did a double take to be sure of what I heard when she called his number again, another "BINGO!!!" I groaned as I passed
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