Some nice curry puns from r/food
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οΈ Mar 22 2017
Curry OK?
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
I had a Pelican curry the other night.
The food was ok but the bill was enormous.
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οΈ Jan 25 2021
Last night I made a lamb curry......
But apparently they prefer grass.
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οΈ Mar 17 2021
What was Hitlers favourite part of a curry?
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οΈ Feb 25 2021
I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
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οΈ Mar 27 2021
Curry
I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. Iβd call it βHurry with the Curryβ.
Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
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οΈ Dec 20 2020
I fell into a large vat of curry....
Was in a korma for a month.
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οΈ Dec 05 2020
Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
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οΈ Nov 25 2020
I switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack
Iβm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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οΈ Mar 19 2021
My wife said, βYou really have no sense of direction, do you?β
I said, βWhere did that come from?β
Edit: Thanks for the love. Iβm right speechless.
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. Itβs called...
Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... Thereβll be Peas When You Are Done.
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οΈ Aug 18 2020
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
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οΈ Jul 08 2020
I really like curry...
...but only in small dosas.
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οΈ Jun 23 2020
When Stephen Curry is late what do you call him?
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
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οΈ Jul 17 2020
What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
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οΈ Apr 12 2020
I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.
He was put in an induced korma.
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?
Because he practiced naan-violence.
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
I love ordering a curry when I go camping
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οΈ May 11 2020
Decided to have a curry for dinner the other night, that was a mistake...
Spent all night vindaloo.
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οΈ Apr 03 2020
What do priests eat with their curries?
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οΈ Apr 08 2020
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was in a curry.
my bad.
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οΈ Feb 22 2021
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
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οΈ Feb 20 2021
Green Curry, Red Curry, *wait, what?*
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οΈ May 01 2019
The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.
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οΈ Jan 28 2020
What do you call the phenomenon when you find yourself eating the same Indian curry day after day after day?
A Vindaloop
(and no, I didn't even know about the South Park Episode named that until I searched Reddit to see if this was posted before)
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οΈ Jan 10 2020
Curry anybody
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οΈ Aug 10 2017
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
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οΈ Apr 03 2020
Whatβs a dinosaurβs favourite curry house?
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οΈ Jan 01 2020
My wife got super angry when I told her I put ginger in the curry
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οΈ Aug 30 2019
I went out for a curry and had a tarka masalla.
It's like an ordinary curry, but 'otter.
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οΈ Jan 14 2020
My family is upset because I put ginger in the curry
He was never even a good cat
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οΈ Nov 15 2019
Massive fight at the curry house!
One man was left in a korma ....
Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes
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οΈ Sep 29 2019
Whatβs the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
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οΈ Oct 22 2020
Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
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οΈ Jun 12 2019
What do you call a dinosaur that has eaten a spicy curry?
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οΈ Sep 25 2019
I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
Don't mind me. Just curry on
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οΈ Mar 02 2018
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...
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οΈ Aug 02 2020
Did you hear that the Indian restaurant hired a new delivery guy?
Heβs a top-notch curry-er.
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οΈ Oct 16 2020
If i pour curry on a door, can we call it a corridor?
Or maybe pouring thyme on a table to regard it as a timetable?
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οΈ Nov 13 2017
I went for a curry with my family.
My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.
But it's ok.
He ended up next to my naan.
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οΈ Nov 25 2017
My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.
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οΈ Aug 29 2019
I snorted curry powder once.
It nearly put me in a korma.
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οΈ Dec 30 2018
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