Some nice curry puns from r/food
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkeign
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Curry OK?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickiedaydream
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I had a Pelican curry the other night.

The food was ok but the bill was enormous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elwheelio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Last night I made a lamb curry......

But apparently they prefer grass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What was Hitlers favourite part of a curry?

The third rice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconRhino7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Curry

I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. I’d call it β€œHurry with the Curry”.

Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/black_-_coffee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?

Rogaine Josh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celebrationrock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I fell into a large vat of curry....

Was in a korma for a month.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack

I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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My wife said, β€œYou really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, β€œWhere did that come from?”

Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It’s called...

Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... There’ll be Peas When You Are Done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Had beaver curry last night.

Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I really like curry...

...but only in small dosas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_waave
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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When Stephen Curry is late what do you call him?

Stephen Hurry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeLikeClub9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?

Mega-sore-ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_dance_with_fire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.

He was put in an induced korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?

Because he practiced naan-violence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evansdead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I love ordering a curry when I go camping

The heat is intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Decided to have a curry for dinner the other night, that was a mistake...

Spent all night vindaloo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rorieh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do priests eat with their curries?

Nun bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was in a curry.

my bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa-dux
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?

Curry the frog.

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Green Curry, Red Curry, *wait, what?*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koty97
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.

A Blunt Force Korma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call the phenomenon when you find yourself eating the same Indian curry day after day after day?

A Vindaloop

(and no, I didn't even know about the South Park Episode named that until I searched Reddit to see if this was posted before)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkazen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Curry anybody
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
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Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What’s a dinosaur’s favourite curry house?

Madrasic Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xVibrancy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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My wife got super angry when I told her I put ginger in the curry

She loved that cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I went out for a curry and had a tarka masalla.

It's like an ordinary curry, but 'otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My family is upset because I put ginger in the curry

He was never even a good cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatsHisFace666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Massive fight at the curry house!

One man was left in a korma ....

Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/303AL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?

Curry On Wayward Son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?

He got so ill he fell into a korma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inappropriate420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that has eaten a spicy curry?

A Verysaurus.

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I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices

It's about thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenofire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Don't mind me. Just curry on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeatherGeek96
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After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...

It's about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Did you hear that the Indian restaurant hired a new delivery guy?

He’s a top-notch curry-er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mondata
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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If i pour curry on a door, can we call it a corridor?

Or maybe pouring thyme on a table to regard it as a timetable?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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I went for a curry with my family.

My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.

But it's ok.

He ended up next to my naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin08
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.

She loved the cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I snorted curry powder once.

It nearly put me in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travis_Cheesman
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