Crash Test Puns

A list of puns related to "Crash Test"

What’s a crash test dummy’s favorite song?

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.

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👤︎ u/Jzerene
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why do we test seat belts with crash test dummies ?

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

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👤︎ u/dadjokeretailer
📅︎ May 26 2020
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I bought myself a crash test dummy

I always wanted to test one of those blow-up dolls

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👤︎ u/psayayayduck
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call a crash test dummy that doesn’t want to do anything?

A pro-crash-tinator

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👤︎ u/SciencyLlama
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Why are crash test dummies so successful in Hollywood

Because all their vehicles are smash hits

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👤︎ u/simplyosk
📅︎ Feb 03 2018
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If you want to test how well vehicles perform during automobile crashes...

You have to be a real dummy.

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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