Son saw a Copperhead snake

Son: Dad I saw a Copperhead snake!

Wife shows son google images of sneks

Me (dad): Son, maybe you were mis-snaken.

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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customer at work set two pennies on the counter

customer: "how many cars do you see?"

me: "none"

customer: "well i see two lincolns. how many snakes do you see?"

me: "none"

customer: "i see a pair of copperheads here. how many naked ladies do you see?"

me: "none."

customer: "well yeah, what do you expect for two cents?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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