I went to a job interview and filled my cup up with water until it overflowed

My interviewer said, β€œWoah there, are you nervous” I cooly replied, β€œI’m not nervous, I just always give 110 percent.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skimboorder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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My 6 year old daughter dad-joked me.

Sitting in my comfy chair playing overwatch. She jumps on my head from behind.

I say(sort of mad), "what do you think you're doing"

She replies(cooly), "watching you play overwatch over you."

My kid is too cool for me,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-1st-One
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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