A list of puns related to "Conjunctional"
That was a site for sore eyes
Poop-eye!
Came up with this thanks to my three year old’s just telling jokes where the punchline is poop. I must be doing parenting right.
"It's a site for sore eyes."
Thats a site for sore eyes
Nevertheless
It was a site for sore eyes
It's a site for sore eyes.
...But, fuck it.
The experience was a real eye-opener.
but she really hates when I use the wrong one.
It was quite a site for eye sores.
Me: Not today, Dad.
My Dad: Give up. Let me tell you in his glorious beaming pride face
I use because, because, because is a conjunction.
Andeos.
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
Playing soccer with my 8 year old brother (I'm sortve like an uncle to him) when he then says his eye is hurting.
Me: Really are you okay?
Him: Yeah it's alright. It happens sometimes when I'm reading and i can't make out the words.
Me: (thinking he may have dyslexia) Oh really, what happens to the words when you try to read them?
Him: I can't read them. Sometimes words just moosh together, like "they" and "are" become one word, it's weird.
Me: Maybe you just have conjunctivitis!
XD
(Then had to explain what "conjunctivitis" and a "conjunction" is - still a win in my books)
My other half has been on medication for conjunctivitis and she's been complaining about it for about a week. Well earlier she put some cream round her eye and she said to me:
"I must have put it too close to my eye as it feels like I've got a film over it"
My reply was
"Is it any good? I fancy a good movie"
That's a site for sore eyes.
Now that's a site for sore eyes.
That's a site for sore eyes.
Now that’s a site for sore eyes!
...that's a site for sore eyes.
Now, there's a site for sore eyes.
Now that's a site for sore eyes
Now that’s a site for sore eyes!
It's a site for sore eyes.
Now that’s a site for sore eyes.
It’s a site for sore eyes
Now that's a site for sore eyes
It's a site for sore eyes.
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