Don't worry, I've got a congealed wepon permit.
By slinging gobs of congealed dairy fat across the room I discovered
butter flies!!
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for carrying a gun made out of Jello?
He was charged with carrying a congealed weapon.
What do you call a jelotine gun?
A congealed weapon
I tried to go into a store with a gelatin revolver
But I was arrested for having a congealed weapon
My girlfriends dad
She used the word congealed. I told her I like the word coagulate better. Her dad then chimes in with "Coagulate: when two dogs wag their tails in unison."
What do you call a gun made of gelatin that is owned illegally?
a congealed weapon
I was arrested for having jello in the shape of a gun in my bag
The officers charged me for having a congealed weapon
