I did a stand-up comedy gig for a law enforcement fraternity...

... I must have killed it, because they wanted to charge me with attempted manslaughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_me_your_beavah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What do you call a prostitue that only works for law enforcement branches of the government?

Police Escort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seaweed_17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Bum me up!

Years ago I thought my β€œcommunicator” would be used to beam me aboard my ship, or call for assistance in case of hostile aliens. Instead, it reminds me to take out the trash and that my colonoscopy is due.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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