Cuz it's Karmatically correct.
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Asking for a friend.
glad to r/woosh half of the comments section 😂
It was two tired.
A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery,
"My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Found in the comment section of a youtube video about Beethoven, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-fFHeTX70Q
I said, 'where did that come from ?'
A buccaneer
They're hanging by a thread
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed
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Because they don’t habanero.
http://imgur.com/KLjQc6V
But he said redditors don't like reposting.
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So I saw this in a reddit comment section. The post was an image of a map that had red marks on it. the red marks represented certain events. ( I am also colourblind and i'll have to agree with Guy1 )
Guy1: as a colourblind person i can't see shit
Guy2: check the toilet, they are pretty much all the same.
So this was a really lame joke but it still craked me up.
Picture of the comment: http://imgur.com/FYPPeEl
It's nothing, really.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
They get triggered.
Those were Goodyears
Mom: "Shut up and eat what I feed you"
When a man sits down next to her and whispers in her ear "may I say a word?"
Of course she replies.
The man stands up, clears his throat and says "plethora" and sits back down.
The grieving widow leans towards him and says, "thanks, that means a lot."
He was a little drunk.
Evidently "Really big and fast ones!" was not the correct answer.
Because they're very good at it.
EDIT: If your looking for animal jokes, read the comments section.
tl;dr explain every single pun you make or else it gets removed.
For the sake of cleaning up a lot of my mod queue, whenever you make a post, explain it. There's been more and more rule 6 reports as of late, so this should help clear up a lot of that. This rule change is to lessen confusion and simultaneously help us clear out the reposters who are too lazy to even read the sidebar before posting. formerly rule 6 was:
Post must be a pun and must be explained in the comments. If your post or image isn't self-explanatory, you must comment on it with enough information for readers to get the joke.
We are now changing it to:
Post must be a pun and must be explained. No exceptions! You must explain your pun somewhere in the text or in the comment section.
###IF YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN YOUR PUN, IT WILL BE REMOVED!
carry on
