Helvetica and Comic Sans walk into a bar.

β€œGet out of here” the bartender says, β€œWe don’t serve your type!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I really like the way Comic Sans looks.

I’m very font of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/npolakiewicz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I was almost arrested for spray painting a grocery store with my best comic sans.

Fortunately, we talked it over and agreed that I would paint over it, and the day ended sans sheriff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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If you think that Comic Sans is not the best font ever

then you're just talking nonsans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matharooudemy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Comic Sans isn't funny

Literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rotat0r710
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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What did the font Comic Sans think about suddenly having competition?

Well, it was a new Sans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Comic sans unexpected dad joke.

So I must start with stating that my friend is not a father (and does not want to ever be one). However that does not stop him from making dad type jokes. He is usually quick witted and this was the conversation that ensued.

Him - Telling my friend to fill in his tattoo space in comic sans writing. Overall just poking fun at how everyone hates that writing style.

Me - Stating "Well comic sans does have a point."

Him - replying "No comic sans doesn't have a point, it is round."

Edit - Thanks Diablo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alienbringer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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What’s the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?

Comic sans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

He was afraid of capitalism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I watched a standup comedian last night doing a terrible unfunny bit about fonts.

He was a Comic sans the humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What do you call a skeleton who performs comedy in a video game?

Comic Sans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Comic sans walks into a Helvetica bar.

The bartender says β€œsorry we don’t serve your type here”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfy621
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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