I have a pet crow named Michael Rowe who own a collection of miniature microphones arranged in a horizontal line ..
It's my crow, Mike Rowe's micro mic row.
I went on a date with girl and we got to talking about hobbies, she said she collected Monet paintings and would I like to see her collection.
"Honey, can you get off of your video game and take the old recliner to the end of the road for trash collection?" Dad leaves for two hours. "I found a cat, raked the lawn up the street and changed someone's flat tire!" "Why is the old recliner still on the porch?"
"I always level up via side missions before starting the main quest!"
[OC] I tried to crash the fashion show, saying I wanted to see the Ralph Lauren collection...
...but I was instead shown the Dior.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection
She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
For our wedding, my wife and I decided to open a few bottles from her late grandfather’s whiskey collection.
Asked my friend if I should add a Nerve Plant to my collection
He said "No, it won't Fittonia shelf."
I’m going to compile a collection of short stories poems written by felons in jail.
I shall call it “Prose and Cons”
The flight attendant told me I couldn't put my collection of vulture carcasses in the overhead compartment
I thought it would have counted as carrion.
I showed my friends my comic-book collection
Now they think I have issues
Told my wife the value of a book collection I bought for $400 had gone up to $3k.
“Of course, it is all paper gains.”
On our first date with your mom, I wanted to impress her as I knew she was a vexillologist. So I arrived with a collection of flags from China, Turkey and Morocco.
She almost left right away, as it was too many red flags
I was organizing my Stanley Kubrick collection when I noticed I was missing my copy of 'A Clockwork Orange'.
When I asked your mother if she'd seen it, she said "No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled for it".
I want to show you my clock collection
But that would take too much time.
I need a collection of these
I asked Rick Astley if I can borrow his Disney movie collection.
He told me "You can borrow any movie in my collection but I'm never gonna give you Up."
I want to be buried with my record collection.
That would be my vinyl resting place.
I don't understand why my friends hate my lava lamp collection...
I own a pristine collection of candy canes...
they're all in mint condition!
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
I heard that Rick Astley will lend you any title from his collection of Pixar movies except one
He's never gonna give you "Up"
Courtesy of my dad, of course
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
People ask why I have a collection of large scissors.
I tell them it is for the shear fun of it
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
I was going to make a joke about a large collection of wild pigs...
But that'd just be a huge boar-fest.
I can't believe my wife wanted me to get rid of my silt collection!
It's like she doesn't understand the sedimental value!
I asked my father if he could leave his guitar collection to my children when he passes
He said that's music to his heirs
Took me awhile, but I was finally able to get my hands in some Iranian money for my coin collection!
I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!
I hade to remove my oldest dagger from my knife collection
It just didn't cut it anymore
I bought my nephew a collection of hip-hop songs from Czechoslovakia.
Feeling a little low, I decided to peruse the local record shop for a new addition to my music collection.
Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe.
I had reached Nirvana.
I’m really proud of my friend’s collection of acting equipment.
I started a website with a collection of jokes for kids, but it failed miserably.
It turns out no one wants to visit www.kidslaughter.com
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection…
She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns!
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapon collection
She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I will give you my entire Pixar collection
But I am never gonna give you Up
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
I have a fine collection of candy canes.
They're in mint condition.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
She says it's not true, but I'm sticking to my guns!
I’m really proud of my friend’s collection of Hollywood acting equipments.
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