Cold Winter Puns

They put on another coat

Must be the sneezin' of the witch.

Chilly peppers

So I just wrote a summary instead

A FURR-nace.

I was chatting with my dad and today is one of the coldest days in the year where we stay. Whilst having this chat, he just looks at me points at his phone and says excitedly

"it's so cold the screen has frozen!"

It wasn't just the screen, he took a screenshot and tried to press on icons to open them I saw it was an image but it was still quite funny.

She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:

Icy, what you did there.

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

it's usually 90°

And she still went berserk.

....that I am up this early!”

Pouring boiling water over it is a cracking idea.

When your nose is runny

Some people think it's funny

But it'snot

So I just wrote a summery instead

So I just wrote a summery instead

So I just wrote a summary instead

So I just wrote a summary instead

It's 90°

I texted back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

She texted back 10 minutes later, "Computer really messed up now."

"Windows frozen."

I texted her back, "Pour some lukewarm water over it."

She texted back, "Computer completely screwed now!"

it's usually 90°.