A list of puns related to "Climax!"
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I am a Beach Read acolyte. I have recommended it several dozen times to several dozen people-- maybe more. I will not stop recommending it. I have a reputation. Recommending Beach Read is my brand.
But pretty soon, recommending People We Meet on Vacation is going to be my brand, for reasons that will become clear very shortly.
Poppy and Alex are friends, best friends, since an initially awkward rideshare back to their hometown after freshman year of college. They're an odd couple; where Poppy is wide open, Alex is buttoned up. Poppy is quirky (but not in a PeNgU1N oF d00m, spork holding kind of way) and her family is out there. Alex is her foil: stoic and reticent and proud and private. And while they're different, together they feel complete. They're more of themselves, more naked (in fact, Poppy even describes the real Alex as Naked Alex and sometimes Weird Alex), more open and comfortable and honest. It's almost like they're a puzzle with two pieces, complete when they're together.
Since college they've been taking trips together. They call it the Summer Trip. Something they plan all year and pull together on a shoestring budget and experience with almost no inhibition with both each other and the people they meet on vacation.
Now that Poppy is a travel writer for a fancy magazine, the Summer Trips are no longer the same. But something happened in Croatia during their last trip, causing Poppy and Alex to stop traveling and stop talking altogether. It's now two years later and Poppy, bereft of inspiration and missing her best friend, manages to convince Alex to join her for another Summer Trip-- her last chance to find happiness and fix things between them.
The friends to lovers trope is criminally underrated and Emily Henry proves it with People We Meet on Vacation. Friendship is a kind of crush and, much as she did in Beach Read, Henry shows us that. She develops the growing connection between Alex and Poppy in such a way that captures that initial magical frenzy, where the friendship glitters, where every moment is spent together, everything is fun, everything is funny, everything
... keep reading on reddit β‘UPDATE: Thanks for the contributions, everybody! Wow, there's a lot on the list now. So here's a compiled YouTube playlist of it! Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLizykT9u5nvcoAJuMunZFNnw15WQb-Wfw
Hi everybody! I'm looking to create a playlist of soundtracks from visual novels. However I'm looking to fill it with, as the title states, H-Scene music. Why? Because those scenes are usually when the climax (pun intended) of the route happens, or at least the point when the MC and the heroine let all their feelings out (innuendo intended).
So far, I've collated the following (Track Title - VN):
VN Source | Track Title | Link | Contributor |
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Katawa Shoujo | To Become One | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sr3ZbSxolI | u/Venteon |
Princess Waltz | Body Temperature | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVRQI207Wp0 | u/Venteon |
Fate/stay night | Embrace | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdEa3IGr_38 | u/Venteon |
Pursuing Minds | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jHWvCAMeW8 | u/Venteon | |
Little Busters! EX | Sha La La Ecstasy | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH-01eD36XY | u/Venteon |
Tsukihime | Track 05 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0knwEYRufQ | u/gratifiedlonging |
Evenicle | Sweet Time | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx9nJVz9H7k | u/regithegamer |
Monster Girl Quest | Ero | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF3KKbj6s04 | u/regithegamer |
Rance | My Glorious Days | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kN9H-YET6k | u/regithegamer |
My Glorious Days (Romance version) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MF49XtoBrQ | u/regithegamer | |
My Glorious Days (Sad version) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI_qU8hRO0I | u/regithegamer | |
My Glorious Days (Nostalgic) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2IJFPuzkpI | u/regithegamer | |
Unbridled Eroticism | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlTDIjAcVwc | u/kaffeeschmecktgut | |
Maji de Watashi ni Koi |
I believe this is an Glaticraft ep. But, I not honestly sure if itβs real or not. But I remember everyone is talking about the next episode and Micheal is getting tieless so he starts screaming about wanting to go to space then they want to send Lindsay to space to so climax (pun taken) to Micheal screaming like βWeβre gonna make babies in Space!!!β.
Edit 1: Expanding on the Ireena ideas to make it less paper thin
So, my party is interesting, they're fun, a few new players a few veterans. They have melded together into great RP with little rivalries and joking that make for some fun scenes without being too in the way. But there's one thing...
The Bard...
Oh boy... Let's dig in...
So the Bard, Daquon. He's an Aasimar, not quite a fallen one, but certainly not one that has paid much heed to his divine purpose. He likes to stick his, umm... divinity? yeah, we'll call it that... in EVERYTHING. He constantly asks me, before every session, if this one has a boss he can roll to slam. He has proven that he is willing, and of course, bard's luck, anytime I let him roll but decide internally it'll require a nat 20, lo and behold, RNGesus answers his prayers and it's a nat 20 every time.
I roll with it, we have a good time (fade to black of course, no one in this group is interested in details but it's still a good joke). But that isn't very "Barovia" to go around "smashing" everything in sight. So I've come up with a plan.
At this point, they are just finishing up the Death House for reference.
In the Village of Barovia, we have one setup that's just perfect, the three Vastani women. In my campaign, they aren't exactly spies for Strahd, but they do provide him info from time to time (more willing informant than spy). That said, they were kicked out of the Vastani for certain, lewd, activities. This makes them perfect to be open for the Bard. I won't even have to bait him, just say "three pretty Vastani" and he'll do the rest. They'll be willing, it'll be a good time.
Then there is Ireena.
Edited section:
Ireena in my game is goign to be a very strong, independent woman intent on solving her own problems if at all possible. Granted, she also isn't an idiot, and will look to and lean on the party for support since she isn't some adventurer like them. This means that when she figures out that Strahd wants her for a lover, she might consider the option of getting a lover of her own as a way to kinda stick it to Strahd. This would be even better if that lover was someone she felt could effectively help her deal with the Strahd situation.
I intend to allow him to persuade her, DC 25, DC 20 if he spins something up about protecting her if he is able to, through solid RP appeal to those ideals ment
This happened when I was around 18/19. I was always horny but wasn't comfortable looking at porn at the time.
I've always found music to be very impactful on my emotions and get goosebumps etc, which may go some way to explaining this.
One day I was at my parent's going to town on my self, and was playing music to drown out any noises I could possibly make. I think I'd been going for a while with just my own thoughts to guide me and was having no luck, when Leona Lewis' cover of Snow Patrol's 'Run' came on.
It has this long slow build up to a crescendo and I felt myself getting swept up in the music and came as the song hit the climax (pun very much intended).
For a couple of years I used to go back to this song to help me along. Of course now I'm happy with some good ol porn... and yes I cringe hard whenever I hear the song or see her on television π¬
We live in a culture where we're supposed to hide our attraction. The reasons are all a bit intertwined:
Overstating her relevance to you - This is "I'm interested in you" vs. "You'll make my life complete". A stranger comes up to you and says, "You're everything to me." It's weird and different than a stranger comes up to you and says they were interested in some funny thing they just saw you did.
Your interest becomes a situation to get out of - We hide our interest because women are getting bombarded at all times by unwelcome interest from men. Imagine you can't go outside without a bunch of strangers trying to sell you shoes. Every person becomes a person to handle. This is the value of False Time Constraint - it gets her out of planning how to get rid of you.
You will not be cool with her declining - A guy says he likes her. Now she's in charge of managing her feelings about the situation, but also she thinks she has to handle HIS. This is why women rarely outright decline, but instead they are diffident - they "have boyfriends"/are "busy"/flake. You must be as okay with her turning you down as if your friend orders a different meal than you. This is especially true in friend groups or workplaces. Women are afraid there'll be some kind of resentment for the decline that will mean you won't be a human any more to them and then they'll be stuck seeing you all the time.
Being overtly sexual - Men do this either because they're thinking in terms of how they see the interaction, because they think it shows confidence, or because it shows detachment. The problem is you're starting the movie with the climax (pun not intended).
Doing it in a way that minimizes vulnerability - it took me forever to figure out why women went for a vulnerable Paul Walker-type when movies overtly taught that stoic Vin Diesel or Clint Eastwood were manliness embodied. The difference between "you're hot" and "I don't know how to talk when I'm with you" is big. I've read a lot of people posting about Approach Anxiety, trying to get rid of it. Fuck that. Be nervous. Tell her why you're nervous. Be a person. Her instincts will reroute from "find a way to sneak away and get rid of him" to "Whoa, this guy being real." Showing your fear dismantles her own.
I mean i love the series but i feel the ending was anticlimactic like it went from the climax (pun intended) to a 4-5 year jump i need the middle stuff all but all in all i still loved it.
There has been a great deal written on what the Emperor's plan was, and more and more hints and details are surfacing, and i think i've finally managed to figure out all the stages that should have happened, had he been succesfull.
Now a lot of this is speculation(so please correct me if im talking out of my ass), but even if most of the things i've written are true, it shows just how insanely ambitious the Emperor was.
Btw, WALL OF TEXT AHEAD!
You have been warned:
First of all, Master of Mankind says he conquered the Galaxy in order to capture all of mankind's domain:
>I have conquered humanityβs cradle-world. I have conquered the galaxy, in order to shape mankindβs development as it at last evolves into a psychic race. No isolated pockets of our species may remain free, lest in their ignorance they invite destruction upon us all. I have shattered the hold of faith and fear over the human mind. Superstition and religion must continue to be outlawed, for they are easy doors for the warpβs denizens to enter the human heart. This is what we have already done. And soon I will offer humanity a way of interstellar travel without reliance upon Geller fields and Navigators. I will offer them means of communicating between worlds without reliance on the warp-dreams of astropaths. And when the Imperium shields the entire species within the laws of my Pax Imperialis, when humanity is freed from the warp and united beneath my vision, I can at last shepherd mankindβs growth into a psychic race.+ The primarchs, thought Ra. The Thunder Legion. The Unification Wars. The Great Crusade. The Space Marine Legions. The Imperial Truth. The Webway Project. The Black Ships, with psykers huddled in the holds, watched over by the Silent Sisterhood. It is all aboutβ
>
>Control. Tyranny is not the end, Ra. Absolute control is but the means to the end.+ The hubrisβ¦ Ra couldnβt fight the insidiously treacherous thought, to see the hidden depths of his masterβs ambitions. The sheer, unrivalled hubris.
Now, other sources of where Chaos might plant it's corrupting seed naturally includes aliens and unstable psykers, so nuking them is a given.
Yet, the most vague part was what he was gonna do after the Imperium was unified.
But Horus Heresy Collected Visions offers a big clue.
>**Now is the time for him to order the fabrication of the psy-Engines and Occullum Test Stations; the devices that will search out the latent psyker genes
... keep reading on reddit β‘Pre-Show: New Japan Rumble *obviously
1: IWGP Jr Tag Championship Fatal 4-Way Desperado & Kanemaru VS RPG 3K VS MCMG VS Marty & Flip *I can see marty potentially teaming with flip cause of the whole marty & flip take japan skits on BTE, but I might be wrong and marty would have to be somewhere else on the card. MCMG is another wild pick. Idk whatβs going on with Shelley but hopefully he and Sabin could work the Tokyo Dome
2: NEVER 6-Man Tag Championship Gauntlet Match GBH & Taguchi VS Fale & GoD VS Taichi &KES VS Yano, Ospreay, YOSHI VS SCU VS EVIL, BUSHI & SANADA *It would make sense if Taguchi was in this match, but teaming him up with GBH would make it funny as hell: imagine Makabeβs king kong knee, Honmaβs kokeshi and then Taguchiβs hip attack off the top rope. It would make for a fun moment. Also, I want to see SCU get in this match. It is unlikely though. BCOG because why not. Taichi & KES would be interesting since we donβt see this trio often or at all. CHAOS is more random though. I couldnβt think of a great team for Chaos since theyβre more individuals than team, but I went with Yano, Ospreay & YOSHI-HASHI. Yano because of comedy spots, Will because he honestly needs a break from the Jr title picture, and YOSHI-HASHI because reasons. LIJ will once again challenge for those belts since I think that Evil and Sanada need a break from the tag title scene, plus Bushi needs a bit of a push in my opinion
3: ROH World Championship Cody VS Jay Lethal *at first this wouldnβt make sense, but as of ROH BITW 2018, Lethal has been in this βpath to redemptionβ story where he needs to beat guys that defeated him in the past. So this would be a culmination of that. And since heβll be fighting Nick Aldis for the NWA title at All In, Cody will obviously win the ROH title.
4: IWGP Tag Team Championship Young Bucks vs Elgin & Cobb *This is where the phrase βdream cardβ comes in lol. There wouldnβt be a reason for these guys to fight. I just wanna see what would happen if the bucks were challenged by Elgin & Cobb assuming the Bucks hold the titles and E/C won the WTL2018 or vice versa.
5: NEVER Openweight Championship Suzuki VS Ishii *This is where the feud of these two end. I think Suzuki, at some point before WK, will win the NEVER title and Ishii will recall their feud and it will culminate at the dome.
6: IWGP United States Championship Triple Threat Juice Robinson VS Jay White VS Zack Sabre Jr. *Letβs say that Jui
... keep reading on reddit β‘So last night I had this dream about this guy Dan I go to school with. I used to dislike him, but I've been talking to him more this year and I've learned that he's actually not so bad (also he's gotten more attractive which is a bonus). In my dream Dan and I were flirting and I'm unclear what happened but we got a little sexy and basically spent the entire time looking for a place to have sex. In other words, there was no climax (pun intended) to my dream. Usually when I have sex dreams they're not about people I know and they cut to the chase, this one was very suspenseful.
Anyway, I can't stop thinking about it and it's really weird. I'm going to be in a uni club with him soon so we'll be spending a lot of time together which will make everything very uncomfortable...
Do sex dreams mean anything? Is there any way I can help to get this off my mind?
Have you ever had a weird sex dream about a friend?
So I'm making this in here since there's no need for it in /r/hockey, plus this is a different kind of wager. All of you butthole surfers get to see it for proof as well. If you look at each of the mods flair, we have our wager records. As you can see, the Sausage King is 4-2, /u/jfazzel is at a silly 2-3 and /u/PittPensPats is at a laughable 1-7.
I'm making a wager that will hopefully trump all wagers. From now until the playoffs start, we'll keep track of the records and whoever comes out on top gets to enjoy the painful things the other mods have to do. The only stipulation is that each moderator HAS to participate in every Weekly Wager. Each mod can also only wager for their team (ex. Me - Wild only). If there's a reason they can't for some reason (family stuff, etc) then each mod will be exempt from participating. If they agree, then I'll agree to set my wager record at 0-0 starting with the new Weekly Wager thread so we're all on fair terms and can keep track of our wager records easier since some of us have done more wagers than others.
The Sausage King of Chicago's terms:
Both:
jfazzel:
You have to write an erotic fan fiction of the Penguins running a train on Ovechkin. I want 7 solid paragraphs (none of this 2-3 sentences shit. 6 sentences, minimum) that are descriptive. Malkin/Ovechkin must be the climax (pun intended) of the story and their dialogue must be in Russian (Google Translate FTW!).
Penguins flair for a month once the new season starts up and in every comment you post, you have to somehow fit in how Malkin is a beautiful man. You can't make it obvious and no mention of a wager, you have to tell them that that's your true feelings. If people bring up you being a Caps fan, you have to tell them that after the disappointments in the playoffs, you switched allegiances. If you mention it's a wager in /r/hockey, the wager goes on for another month.
PittPensPats:
I was wildly underwhelmed with all the romances, Josephine's specifically. I don't know if I'm "glad" that Bioware included nudity in some of the love scenese, it certainly makes the endeavor fell more mature, but they don't spread it out among the romance options. The entire Josephine romance was essentially kissing (with unsettling sound effects) and talking. There was no climax, pun intended. Even with some of the "main" characters (Cass, Cullen) the romances felt empty, which is disappointing because Bioware is good at making it tasteful and saucy. It's like they added boobs for Sera and Cass and called it a day.
I think this one ended up being a bit longer than I originally intended, but hopefully you enjoy the ride and your jimmies don't get overly rustled.
Some Back Story
Once upon a time, I was a college sophomore. I lived on the 10th, and top, floor of a dorm so I wouldn't have anyone annoying above me stomping around and making noise (this is important later). Our suite consisted of three bedrooms, two girls to a room, a foyer area with a lockable door to the hallway with 6 closets and one bathroom with 3 sinks, a shower and a toilet. I became good friends with my roommate who was, in turn, very close friends with two of our other suite mates, they ended up joining a sorority together. They weren't really your typical girly-girl types who always partied and were derpy and annoying, luckily for me. I didn't, and still don't, drink or enjoy college-type parties and like my quiet time to read or play video games. However, we didn't know our other neighbors very well. It turns out that one of the other two girls is in my major's department but in a different concentration, she seems nice and polite, but ends up joining a different sorority and I don't see her around very often unless it's in my department's building. I soon find out why.
The Beginning
Enter the cast. Somewhat relevant info:
>Be Squeaky, 5'10" (182cm), 350lbs(158kg)-ish Junior/upperclassman.
>Be Good Roomie GR, 5'6" (170cm) 125lbs(56kg) distance runner, marathoner in training. Sophomore like me.
>Be me, 5'7" (173cm) 135lbs(61kg) former high school athlete, still taking weight training classes and tennis as electives.
It's a few weeks into the year and everyone gets settled down and gets to know each other except Squeaky. GR and I, and our two other suite mates, typically leave our doors open to be sociable and whatnot like lots of college kids do. Squeaky does not share our sociable natures and leaves her door shut all the time. That's fine, I get wanting your own quiet space. However, Squeaky occasionally frequently has her boyfriend over for weekend visits. He is much like her, we'll call him SB, Squeaky's Boyfriend.
>SB 6'2" (188cm) 375lbs(170kg)-ish Looks like he must be in his mid to late 20's, at least.
SB is clearly drinking age because he makes it past the front desk with several 24pks of beer. You have to show your ID if you are carrying visible alcohol into the dorm.
>Be me and GR snoozing at 7am on a glorious Saturday morning.
>Wake up to a grating
... keep reading on reddit β‘For the climax (pun intended) while talking about pornography he released a steady stream of squirts from the can of lighter fluid into the fire. When he was finished he sighed and said " ok, that's enough". I about died trying to contain my laughter.
I've started downloading youporn videos and inserting a pop up screamer at the climax (pun intended) then uploading them again. Thousands of horny teenagers everywhere are gonna be ripping there dicks off! Just wondering if you can better that?
For example
Pink Floyd - Careful with that axe Eugene
Gojira - Born in winter.
Gojira - Satan is a lawyer
King Crimson - Starless
Negura Bunget - Ceasuri rele
Eprom - Drone Warfare
Any genre is fine
Getting a lot of responses here so thanks, I promise I will listen to them all even though it will take a while.
I never tried masturbation before coming on to myself (17. y.o.) When I did this, I noticed that I couldn't finish, which didn't seem to strange to me (after all mabye I was just a "non masturbation guy").
When I started dating, I released that this wasn't just a thing that happend when I jerked off. The longer I was intimate with another guy, I had a voice in the back of my head telling me I would never have an orgasm and that no man would find me attractive. So yeah, for the last 22 years I only had orgasms via dreams when I had nocturnal ejaculation.
Just night, I send some time was with a close friend, with whom I already had an sexual realtionship last year. He knows about my problem. We cuddled and eventually he asked me if it would be ok if we would make out. I agreed and one thing led to another. At the end, he gave me a handjob, more intensive that any other I had before. Than it just happend.
Afterwards I cried of joy. After I cleaned myself up, he hugged me and told me that everything would be ok from now on. It really felt like a cheesy scene from a gay netflix film.
Edit: I'm planing to visit therapy about this issue nontheless. I already when to a doctor to see if my Private parts are ok physically.
I'm 20 yo, I was most likely born with schizophrenia and since I was born, I never diagnosed it and never told my parents about it, I failed high school and ever since could not find a job and now I live with my parents and spend my time on my PC (didn't leave my house for almost 4 years,im also sociophobic ) please help me, my schizophrenia is at its climax, I can't even think anymore (whenever i try to think my brain hurts so much and all i think about it either suicide or trying to sleep , to calm my brain) how do I tell my parents I'm schizophrenic so I can get medical and mental treatment that I need? Thank you so much / bajs , your the only people i have left ,im crying as im typing this , i have no idea what to do DankHug
If you could pick wrestlers each from both AEW & IMPACT to compete in new japan's tournaments, who would you like to see?
I think Mox is returning to New Japan eventually and he will be in the G1 for sure. I would also like to see Brian Cage in the G1. From IMPACT, I think Moose would do great.
Also, Sammy Guervara & Darby Allin need to be in the BOTSJ.
Greetings 40k lore community.
Having recently finished the Praetorian Heresy novel, I have to say this was kind of a lame way for the Alpha Legion Primarch to go.
For one, it seems silly that Alpharius would try and convince freaking Dorn, a very stubborn primarch, to go to the dark side. Like Dornβs loyalty to the Emperor is stone solid and one canβt change his loyalty any more than stopping the sun from rising. Moreover, a Crusade flashback preceding this duel shows how Alpharius and Dorn were at odds with each other concerning methods of war. Hence, I find it weird Alpharius would bother gambling on convincing his brother that he can give him βVictoryβ.
For another, I thought Alpharius to be quite out of character when facing Dorn. I mean he is The Big Spymaster as seen when he was introduced in Dan Abnettβs βLegionβ book where he is shown to be careful when planning and executing everything which makes his attempt to convert Dorn either reckless or bad writing. Oh and he let himself get destroyed by Dorn.
I suppose Alphariusβ death was a combination of bad writing and John Frenchβs biases?
I am interested to hear what you folks think about this.
For the Emperor!
You can have all the capital in the world but losing that much money in a day is unacceptable for multiple days on end. This pressure on shorts can only last them so long before they have to think about cutting losses. Hold for those who never had a damn thing. Tears will be falling after this is said and done. Tears of joy from the apes and tears of loss from the shorts. We donβt just deserve this, this is our destinies as a collective. I fucking love each and every single one of you diamond handed silverbacks. Gratitude and appreciation is all I have for this outstanding community. Gonna go eat some crayons and snack on some lead paint chips. #AMCWEARENTLEAVING
First, always chills when Zero suits up. Total badass moment.
Second, poor Crispin. I can't imagine any HCP attack going well, but he attacked a campus with:
We don't know what power sets are available at other schools, but Lander that day had to be one of the largest concentrations of powers in the world. At the very least another campus wouldn't have had supers on hand who were just straight up stronger than half his augmented people.
Oh man, just how she carries her voice through it π Just wanted to bring attention to that because I havenβt seen anyone mention it yet haha
All prices OBO for sale from the Bay Area, CA:
All prices will be flat fee USPS shipping. All amiibo are like new condition without box. All amiibo prices are negotiable so its fair. All games are link new complete in box. If you live in the Bay Area, we can do a local trade. I take Paypal or Venmo/Cashapp.
Switch Games | Price/OBO |
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Disgaea 5 Japanese Box (Plays Full English on English Switch) | $40 |
Fate/Extella Link | $20 |
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 | $20 |
Wii U Pro Controllers |
$30 + shipping each |
Amiibo | Price + shipping/OBO |
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Female Corrin P2 | $130 |
Jigglypuff | $20 |
Ness | $20 |
Toon Link | $20 |
https://i.imgur.com/NPO0gMO.jpg
It also includes whatever is on the console installed, you can have too. All games that come with the PS3 and the console itself with original box and everything. Starts at 300 + shipping, but if someone has a better offer I will keep listening.
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