Christmas Clause
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessionalXLR8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?

By santatising

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What did Santa say to Mrs Clause when he saw a thunderstorm?

β€œLooks like rain dear”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Frank, a subordinate clause with a dangling participle, walks into a bar...

The bartender says β€œThis is the Type O Bar. We don’t serve A-positives here!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa clause ?

Claustrophobic.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What did Mrs. Clause say to Santa Clause on Christmas Eve?

β€œWatch our for the rain, dear.”

-a tour guide earlier today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonymousCat21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwahn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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If Santa had any kids, that would make them dependent clauses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabuPineapple
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skee_bott
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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What do you call Santa Clause after he gets divorced?

An Independent Clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Santa’s helpers are technically subordinate clauses.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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What's Mrs. Clause's favorite type of weather?

It's rain dear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamSusich2015
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Santa Clause is a Saint Nickname.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViewtifulMoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2015
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How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?

By santatising

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Why doesn't Mrs Clause like to go outside in spring?

Because of all the rain, dear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boboknowsall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I just found out my daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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