Classical Hollywood Puns

A list of puns related to "Classical Hollywood"

Here's an old one I still chuckle at: There's an upcoming Hollywood action film about classical musicians...

The cast, made up of high-profile action stars, were choosing their roles.

Sylvester Stallone went "I want to be Mozart!". Bruce Willis said "Then I'll be Beethoven!" and Jean -Claude Van Damme, "I'll go with Tchaikovsky".

After a moment of silence, Arnold Schwarzenegger stood up, looked at everyone in the room, and said "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/kenthehuman6
📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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Should Hollywood do a remake of “Mr. Ed”, the classic black and white sitcom from the ‘60s about a talking Pony?

Of horse they should! Why wouldn’t nay?

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👤︎ u/Ho2Me9
📅︎ Mar 31 2022
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He arrived mysteriously. He helped, performed miracles, died, got resurrected, and went back to the heavens.

E.T. (1982) A Hollywood classic

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 31 2018
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