What do you call someone who pretends to love classical music?
Where should you keep your classical music sheets?
The Terminator apparently likes classical music. He told me that "he'll be Bach"
That's when I'll be Haydn!
Did you hear about the classical music concert at the bottom of the sea?
All the pieces are being played in C flat
I forbid my kids from listening to jazz and classical music
Too much sax and not enough violins
Whenever I hear classical music, I get a pain in my spine
Turns out that I have Bach ache
What did the classical music fan say about modern music?
If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.
When does classical music need fixed?
When it's Baroque.
Womp. Womp. I'll see myself out now.
Why are dogs better at playing classical music than cats?
So I have this chicken that listens to nothing but classical music...
All she wants is “Bach Bach Bach”.
That is all.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.
I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.
I taught my chickens to perform classical music.
You should hear their Bok cantatas.
What's Hitlers favorite piece of classical music?
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?
I’ve been playing a lot of classical music recently...
But sitting at the Piano all day is giving me a really bad Bach.
Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?
Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?
There's so much classical music in Star Trek.
It's like they went Bach to the future.
The bass notes in classical music give me a headache
My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.
I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.
He didn’t care for it. Too much sax and violins.
What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?
My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...
He makes cultured pearls.
I want to open a piano bar for classical music
And call it "Go for Baroque"
Did you know lumberjacks are into classical music?
They're really into Chopin.
I like listening to Classical music on Thursdays..
.. I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.
I haven't learnt to play classical piano music yet.
But it's on my todo Liszt.
I'm training mice to perform classical music
If you want your name in a piece of classical music, you have to be composed.
Has there ever been a classical music group that only performed where they are hidden from view of the audience?
They would be playing Hayden go-seek.
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
I don't let my kids listen to classical music.
It's full of sax and violins.
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music
I think it’s the Chopin board.
What does the chicken who likes classical music says?
My Wife hates classical music
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