Is this game good? Whats the connection to Wonder boy series..?
This series will be my attempt to document a long running campaign that I have been DMing for my partner. It uses a fair bit of source material from Veins of the Earth, and is using DnD 5e as its framework.
My partner is playing the role of a Human level 5 Cleric of the Tempest Domain, Cirse Kanis.
We start in a entourage of pulled carriages and wagons trundling down a road through the forest. Cirse sits in one with her associate Don (A reputable half elf geologist, well known across many countries for his advances in the field)
Don had previously worked with Cirse on some past projects and really liked the cut of her jib, she's a woman of science, straight to the point, and a hard worker, so when Don got the job unlike any other, he hit her up to join him on this expedition with his team. She accepted in a heartbeat.
They are now en-route to what is ground zero of a catastrophic event that rocked a nearby nation a year ago, the likes of which is still wrecking havoc on its economy, trade, and general quality of life today. A massive earthquake had occurred, tearing the land and bursting upwards a gigantic shelf of earth upwards. At its highest point it is well over 3 miles high, reports state. Nearby is a small set of ruins that reports have been rolling in from locals reporting they have spotted "Gods walking the earth" of all shapes, sizes, and variety at.
Don is interested in investigating the shelf itself, and Cirse is interested in checking these ruins mentioned in the reports out as well.
Arriving at the site, Cirse makes some small talk with the other members of the team while the rappelling team of dwarves set up the cliff face for abseiling. Soon enough, Cirse and Don are up at the top getting geared up and preparing to head down. Don spends quite a lot of time assuring Cirse about how all the rappelling gear is dwarven made and safe as can be, while sweating a lot. Cirse starts to suspect Don might be afraid of heights a little bit...
They descend and soon enough Don's anxiety is replaced by excitement as he starts encountering all sorts of neat formations in the rock, excitedly pointing out to his associate and telling her all about it... Until at some point, about two thirds down, he suddenly stops.
"Hold up... what?" he says, seeming to be perplexed, "No... No wait that... that cannot be right...", Cirse shuffles over to see what has caught the man's attention. Strange formations in the rock, large etches and scratches in the surfac
... keep reading on reddit ➡Hi I recently started DMing CoS dnd some of the elf player characters would like to explore during long rests but I do not want to include any story breaking elements. What are some of your ideas for side quests that include existing lore or characters?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
peepee
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
