I just got a chrome-plated pentagram.

It's pretty metal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
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Why can you only use chrome plates with holinday sauce?

Because there is no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarbonDragon20
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With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
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A newly-married couple wakes up on their first Christmas morning together...

The wife kisses her husband on the cheek and says, "Merry Christmas, hun! Don't get up, I have a surprise for you - as your first Christmas present, I'm going to make you your favorite breakfast in bed... Eggs Benedict!"

"Wow, great!" says the husband, propping himself up in bed as his wife scampers away to the kitchen.

A little time and lots of clanging and cooking later, the wife returns with a beautiful plate of Eggs Benedict - fresh and steaming hot on a plate.

The husband smiles from ear to ear as he takes the plate from his wife, but gets a slightly quizzical look on his face when he notices that the plate is one he's never seen before. Instead of their usual dinnerware, this plate is a shiny, silvery metallic one.

"This is wonderful, darling!" the husband says, "But what's with the fancy plate, did you get it special for today?"

"Of course I did," beams the wife, "it's Christmas!..."

"... There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foodfighter
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There's no place like chrome...
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When I make Eggs Benedict I only use metal plates

Because theres no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

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I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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My grandpa's "triple pun"

This joke holds a special place in my heart. My grandpa told me it and I never forgot it. About 2 years later when I brought it up to him, he didn't remember it. So I told him the joke and he peed himself laughing ... At his own joke.

"Why did the man ask for his eggs Benedict to be served on a hubcap?"

"Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...

...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomisNairda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I got my dad good yesterday at breakfast.

I ordered an eggs Benedict with chorizo, and I said, "Did you know eggs Benedict is best served on an old hubcap?"

My dad went, "Really?"

I said, "Yup. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Fellow Dads, don’t forget that it’s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year

We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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My grandpa's favorite joke this time of year

I used to know a guy who absolutely loved hollandaise sauce. He would buy the spiciest brand he could find and would put it on just about everything. Well it turned out that because he used the spicy sauce so much, it started to wear down a hole on the roof of his mouth. He went to a doctor and asked what he could do about it. The doctor looks at the damage and determines that the man will need a metal plate placed at the roof of his mouth. The man is relieved but can't help asking the doctor if he will still be able to enjoy his hollandaise sauce. The doctor reassures the man that his new plate will be made of chrome. The man was curious, so he asked if chrome was the best choice. The doctor responded with "Oh don't worry, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MAJpeppers13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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The Man Who Loved Hollandaise

A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious... hollandaise sauce! I love it so much now that I put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything!"

The dentist said, "Well, that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new one, and this time, I'll use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asked the patient.

"It's simple," said the dentist. "Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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My dad on thanksgiving

Me: are you bringing the asparagus?

Dad: Yep, and you have the holindays sauce?

Me: of course.

Dad: And what about the chrome plate?

Me: why would I need that...

Dad: There's no plate like chrome for the holindays!

Me:.............

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Holiday Dad Joke

A man's having breakfast in a diner, but has no idea what to order. He asks the waitress for a recommendation, who suggests the Eggs Benedict.

When the meal comes out it's served to him on a metal plate, which seems a little odd, but he shrugs and eats it.

The food was amazing, but he's still confused about the way it was served, so he gets the waitress's attention.

"The food was great and all, but what's with the plate?" he asks.

"Don't you know? There's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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Sunday brunch with Dad

Yesterday my SO and I met my parents and my sister and brother-in-law for brunch. I decided to order eggs benedict.

Right away my dad said, "You know that comes on a special dish right? A chrome one?"

I didn't follow, so he kept going.

"You know what they say right?"

Still nothing from me.

"You know... there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

I still can't believe I didn't see it coming...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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Why should you serve eggs benedict on a metal hubcap around Christmas time?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
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Eggs Benedict is best served on a hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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Ordered Eggs Benedict at a diner and they served it to me on a hubcap.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I served eggs Benedict on a hubcap,

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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Why should you always serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Why should you eat Eggs Benedict off of a hubcap?

"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Fuckin' a, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumblekins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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During Christmas I like to cook Eggs Benedict and serve them on a Hubcap...

because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSaiyanBen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I only eat eggs Benedict on a hubcap.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Just in time for the holidays...this joke

I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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