My dad's jokes are rubbing off on me

Mom: I'm tired of all these yellow jackets coming in the house!

Me: I guess the weather will get colder and they will wish they were yellow coats instead

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Emperor_of_Cats
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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Easter Sunday with my Jewish father.

Relevant info: my mom is Christian, my dad is Jewish.

My dad loves to silently craft his dad jokes until the morning of any Christian holiday. He did not disappoint today.

Dad: I've been really popular on Facebook this morning. Me: Oh yeah? Dad: All of my friends have been commenting on my sleep patterns. [longish pause while he gets this gleeful-boyish look because of the confusion he can see on my face) Dad: They keep posting about how "He has risen!"

He's saying this to every member of our family, one-by-one, as we wake up.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tryph0sa
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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