What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron?
Iām keeping my ion U
Why didn't chlorine enjoy her date with sodium?
Because it was a salt.
How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
Why Are Sodium and Chlorine Are The Worst To Play With?
Because when you put them together they become salty
Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs....
It might not quite work out in english, but it got stuck in my head - chlorine being used in pools, which are glorified bathtubs....
