Chip On Your Shoulder Puns

A list of puns related to "Chip On Your Shoulder"

My dad was eating chips and one fell on his shirt

I told him, "hey you got a chip on your shirt," so he put it on his shoulder, and he said, "Now I'm like your grandpa!"

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👤︎ u/angry-elf
📅︎ Nov 15 2016
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My mother-in-law

At one point at a family barbeque today the ended up sitting on a potato chip.

Mother-in-law: "better on your butt then on your shoulder."

Groans from everyone.

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👤︎ u/spiritualengr
📅︎ May 18 2014
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