Chess Pieces Puns

A list of puns related to "Chess Pieces"

I sold my friend a chess set and then he asked me if all the pieces were with it.

I told him to checkmate.

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👤︎ u/FightBackFitness
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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The King gathered all the chess pieces around to tell a bedtime story. He said...

"Once a pawn a time..."

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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I've recently got a job making chess pieces.

I'm currently working knights.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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My favourite piece in chess is the rook

It is the most straight-forward

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👤︎ u/lwb699
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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How do Australian chess pieces pay for large purchases?

They use a check, mate

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👤︎ u/AnitaRide
📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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What's the most important piece to a Jamaican's chess strategy?

It de pawns, mon.

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👤︎ u/sirclicksal0t
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Why did the chess pieces yawn?

Because they were in a board game.

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👤︎ u/ric_man
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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My friend's new job.

My friend got a new job as a chess piece maker and asked me to give him a lift on his first morning.

After an hour, he phoned me to pick him up as he had quit.

I asked him "Why have you quit so soon?"

He replied "I have been put straight on knights"

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👤︎ u/frostyjack98
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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Usher was playing some chess

Usher at a baseball game last night was telling some of us that he had gone to play chess with his son, but some of the small pieces were missing.

Turns to a couple ladies, "do either of you know where I can find a pawn shop?"

They groaned. My girlfriend groaned. I laughed hysterically and shot water out of my nose.

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👤︎ u/Quixotic_Ryan
📅︎ Jun 20 2015
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Ive recently got a job making chess pieces

I'm currently working knights

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👤︎ u/DaveyJonesy1990
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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