Cheese! Puns

Brie-leave me, they’re terrible.

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

(credit goes to M. McKean)

They can Brie pretty annoying

I say Gouda riddance!

There's no whey they could have that much protein

You curdnt make a worse joke

Gordon rennet

I'm gonna loose my rind soon

Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous

You're milking it for all its worth

There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently

There's a real lactose of jokes recently

These jokes are starting to grate on me now

These jokes aren't gouda

Are you gonna put these on rennet?

I can't breelieve you're still making jokes

Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back

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How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?

Hope these jokes made you truckle!

One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.

...it completely Haloumi away!

I told them we only accept cash.

The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

Blue Cheese.

got shredded

Gorgonzola

Da brie was everywhere!

There's no whey in hell.

He double Gloucester

Provolone

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔

Ah, now that's feta!

But I just couldn't completely digest it.

It's for the grater good

It had grater plans.

There's nothing left but de brie

Nacho cheese

It’s the friends you make along the whey.

It’s the only cheese that is made backwards

But I lac-tose funds.

"who's a Gouda boy"

"You are a Gouda boy"

Bernie Mac

I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.

Beacuse it's very holey

how dairy (dare he)

Mascarpone

My-gratin’ cheese.

Gouda you do!

I said, "Well, if you keep grating it, soon it will be all gone."

I can’t do this on my provolone

Da brie is everywhere!

Cashier: "Sorry, we only accept cash."

There is de Brie everywhere

Edam.

Da brie was everywhere.