A list of puns related to "Checking In"
"Mama said you can't hurry loaf."
She replied, "Which doctor?"
I said, "No, no. Just the regular one."
on our way down to PAX and after we've checked our baggage he asks the attendant "would I be able to check my son in as baggage too?" and when the attendant tells him he can't he replies with
"I guess I'll just have to ♫ Carry on my wayward son ♫
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’
I replied, now you know how I feel.
Studying a broad.
The guy looked at me in shock and sputtered, "It's just regular porn, you sick perv!"
I did my best owl impression, complete with hooting noises and flappy wings, whilst offering tea, backrubs and pillow fluffs. When she finally asked what I was doing I replied "my owly check".
I'd like to say the groan was due to ailment, but it was all me.
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
"I have what it takes."
The photon says, "No, I'm a light traveler"
I told her they should get the Nobel Prize.
She just stared at me blankly for 8 seconds until she said.... “check out is at 10”
"Who's not here, please raise your hand."
I'm slowly getting accustoms to it
The flight attendant asked "Window or aisle?"
To which I replied "Window or you'll what?"
because hindsight is 20/20
on our way down to PAX and after we've checked our baggage he asks the attendant "would I be able to check my son in as baggage too?" and when the attendant tells him he can't he replies with
"I guess I'll just have to ♫ Carry on my wayward son ♫
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