Looks like King Charles III is already getting inflation in hand
Poor Charles....
Imagine being 73 years old and getting your first job.
The protestor that tried to egg Charles III was actually royalty.
He's the true King of Yolk.
Man who lived in Charles de Gaulle airport for 18 years dies in airport
His condition was terminal.
The Royal Mail Post Office is to be renamed the Charles III Post Office...
I'm not a massive fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on....
But then again....I don't like change!
Did you hear the joke about King Charles?
What did King Charles say to his brother Prince Andrew?
"I'm the king of the castle. And you're the dirty rascal".
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.
The bartender says, "Olive or Twist?"
Courtesy of my dad: You know Prince Charles used to be Prince Albert
until he got out of the can.
Just learned James Charles knows how to play the piano
Hopefully hes not playing in A minor
Do you know what Charles Dicken’s children struggled with?
Living up to his Great Expectations
my friend Charles was eaten by cannibals
Does this mean Charles is in charge of our days...and our KNIGHTS?
I'm sure someone somewhere has been waiting 30 years to make this joke, but my husband was singing the CIC theme song today and it hit me.
King Charles only plays cards in the bathroom.
And every time he does, he gets a royal flush.
King Charles farted at a press conference. But everyone seem to ignore it
Noble gases don't cause any reactions
Charles Dickens had terrible phlegm...
That's why wrote Great Expectorations
What is Charles to Camilla?
A teacher is doing attendance. she comes across the name “Hijkm” she says “I’m sorry, I’m not sure how to pronounce this name,” then spells it out. A girl raises her hand and says...
“That’s me, and it’s pronounced Noelle”
Did you know Leonardo DiCaprio ranks above King Charles III?
why did Charles Schultz quit writing Charlie Brown?
Because he was working for Peanuts
The Queen died...
...Who's gonna rock us now?
Prince Charles and Prince William go through constant training for their time on the throne.
But it’s really no surprise that Buckingham Palace has heir conditioning.
I accidently drank invisible ink
I'm in the hospital waiting to be seen
Guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians?
It was just announced that Stevie Wonder will do a concert with the Ghost of Ray Charles.
They are calling it the Holy Braille of Concerts!
If Charles Darwin were alive today, what kind of car would he drive?
*takes a sip of royal-tea*
Why Was Pink Floyd So Disappointed When Prince Charles Farted?
Because they breathed, breathed in the heir.
No idea why everyone has a problem with genetically modified food
I ate a lovely leg of Salmon earlier
What do you call two gay kings?
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Me: “Finally, someone who understands me."
Sad to think that Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder never got a chance to see each other.
They were always out of sight.
Charles Dickens, besides being a great writer, was also a great cook, who would only use high quality ingredients and would get very angry if they weren't available.
It was the best of Thymes, it was the worst of Thymes.
With the passing of the Queen...
Charles is in charge. Of our dames. And our knights.
Just finished reading Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations.
Bit of a let down if I'm honest.
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
Who is a prostitute’s favorite author?
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, “Olive? Or twist?”
So I guess now this means
Charles is in charge...of our days and our knights.
Over in England
Charles (is now) in Charge…
…of our days and our Knights
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