My local art museum got in a new exhibit.
Itβs called βunder the bleachersβ by Seymour Butts. It definitely more captivating than the last exhibit βSpots on the Wallβ by Hu Flung-Pu
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cageβ¦.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
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Australian Emo in Captivity
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︎ Mar 04 2019
I went to the zoo today and in one of the cages there was a load of bread
And I said to the zookeeper: whatβs that? He replied: itβs bread in captivity
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︎ Jul 22 2021
Canada recently passed legislation that will ban keeping or breeding whales and dolphins in captivity
Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise
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If a Vienamese human trafficking ring offers one of their captives as the prize of a contest..
is that a win Nguyen scenario?
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At the zoo I saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign on the cage said:
BREAD IN CAPTIVITY
via Stephen King
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︎ Aug 21 2021
The dragon killed the knight that came to save the captive princess and then said to her:
What happened? Seems you had a lousy night ...
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︎ Jan 29 2018
The so-called "free range" movement has crossed over into baked goods as well.
After several failed attempts with baguettes, however, bakers have decided that it should remain bread in captivity.
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︎ Jul 11 2021
Did you hear about the prisons new creative writing department?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I went to the zoo the other day. One of the new exhibits was a piece of toast in a cage. I asked the zookeeper "what's that all about?" He said...
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
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︎ May 02 2019
IοΈ just read a book about Stockholm syndrome
The first couple chapters were awful but by the end IοΈ loved it
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︎ Jun 13 2018
I just got done performing at the local correctional facility
It was a captive audience
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A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
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︎ May 06 2020
Me: I lost a piece of toast at the zoo.
My friend: so itβs bread in captivity?
Me: crying no it landed on the sidewalk.
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︎ May 15 2020
I once performed stand up in a prison...
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage...
The keeper told me it was bread in captivity
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︎ Sep 25 2021
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jul 27 2021
I saw a baguette in a cage at the zoo.
The zookeeper told me it was bred in captivity.
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︎ Jul 03 2021
I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Did you hear about the piece of toast at the Zoo?
It was bread in captivity
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︎ May 03 2021
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ May 14 2021
I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage
The sign said bread in captivity
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.
It reads βBread in Captivityβ
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 11 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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I went to the zoo and all I saw was a single loaf of bread in the middle of one exhibit
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
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︎ Mar 25 2019
went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .
when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
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︎ Nov 25 2018
Did you see the baguette in a cage?
The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I went to the zoo today and saw a loaf of bread in one of the enclosures
Turns out it was bread in captivity
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I saw a baguette at the zoo
It was Bread in captivity
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