I went to make my son a birthday cake. The recipe said to turn the oven 180 degrees.
Now I cant open it, because it's facing the wall.
Do you know the name of the knight that jumped out of King Arthur’s birthday cake?
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Went to the bakery to get a cake for my son's birthday, but I guess they went out of business.
I hear they didn't make enough dough.
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
I could never figure out why birthday cake gave me heartburn.
Apparently you’re supposed to blow out and remove the candles first.
All the precious metals came together to celebrate Gold's birthday. The gifts were given, festivities were had, and then, it was time for the cake.
But, before Gold blew out the candles, he looked around and asked,
"This isn't pie, right?"
Where does a musician get their birthday cake from?
As its my cake day here is my favourite birthday joke...
How did pickles celebrate their birthday?
They relish the moment.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn everything I eat birthday cake
Doctor: Have you tried taking the candles off before you eat it?
I went to a bakery in Glasgow to get a cake for my pals birthday. When I walked in the baker told me every cake was a pound and so I picked a cake and took it to the till where the baker told me it would be two pounds. I asked the baker, ‘didn’t you say every cake was a quid?’ To which he replied…
“Aye, but that’s Madeira cake…”
Bought my son a caterpillar cake for his birthday. Should have looked at the best before date though.
It's now a butterfly cake
What did the cake say to the birthday boy?
You want a piece of me?!?
So I made my daughter a birthday cake and decided to put the candles sticking out the sides.
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?
Took my kid to his friend’s birthday party in the park. Boy cut the cake and refused to sit.
I must say, he stood out.
We didn't have 19 candles. My dad said the cake was "4" my birthday.
My daughter always cries when I take her birthday cake away from her after she blows out the candles.
I was always taught you can't have your cake and eat it too!
I was very poor growing up. On my 10th birthday we bought half a cake with 5 candles.
We put it against a mirror.
My family was eating birthday cake, and one of the he toppings looked like striped bark, so my mom asked my dad, " Do you want a bark?"
And my dad replied, "Ruff!"
I liked it but everyone else groaned
6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
Our daughter asked for a Frozen birthday cake...
So we bought her an ice cream one.
My uncle ate his 76th birthday cake today...
He should have stopped eating at the first cake...
I wanted more candles on my birthday cake.
Oh well, there's always next year...
At grandpa's 80th birthday party. Cake time, cousin asked for milk followed by "What's the difference betweent 1% milk and 2%?"
Without missing a beat my uncle ( her dad) says "1%"
Simple but made the whole table laugh
Birthday Cake
A group of friends were talking about different flavors of ice cream when one asked,"Have you ever had birthday cake?"
Me: "Every year."
Showed my Dad the pic making fun of Rihanna's deep Birthday Cake lyrics. This was his response.
I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:
"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
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