The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...

He loves being in the limelight.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A cabbage crossed the road but got hit by a car.

Must have been a bumper crop.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Shu-di
šŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2021
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Iā€™m trying to grow auto parts on my farm.

Iā€™m expecting a bumper crop.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Newbosterone
šŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Guy made an awesome party entrance with a cheesy dadjoke

My friend had a truck on his lawn full of firewood for the bonfire planned for later in the party. This guy who just arrived walks into the kitchen and says, "Hey, you know you've got a truck growing outta your lawn?" My friend replies, "Yeah, I planted a couple GMC emblems and it just sprouted up!" The guy, without a moment's hesitation says. "Damn, that's a real bumper crop!" Everyone in the kitchen died laughing and the guy, who didn't really know anyone there, instantly became the centre of the party.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/WebberWoods
šŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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