A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Over 100 years ago 2 brothers announced that they could fly.
Turns out, they were Wright.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
TIL Heath Ledger's brother is an accountant.
His name is General Ledger.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I donβt really publicize the fact that Iβm Thorβs brother.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
My brother was afraid of venturing into agriculture...
I told him to grow a pear.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My younger brother is Russian.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother whoβs even more evil and sadistic?
His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
My brother ran up to photograph a cow near a cliff
He said it was 'ledge and dairy.'
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︎ Feb 16 2021
My brother and I both picked up bottles of mouthwash on the same grocery trip...
I guess you could say we really got our Acts together.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
My wife said she wanted to have another baby after seeing my brotherβs newborn.
I told her sheβs ovaryacting.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Why did one twin refuse to live with his brother?
Because he was a terrible womb-mate.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
My brother just died of heartburn
I can't believe Gaviscon...
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I was the only one in the family who believed in my brother to become a ninja, so when my dad said βhe will never make itβ
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Brother asked me where the jumper cables were.
I said probably trying to start some shit.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was always falling over?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I kept telling my brother not to put the Q-tip in too deep, but he never listens to my words.
It goes into one ear, and out the other.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My brother is a good egg
Heβs a terrible person, but heβs a good egg
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do you call the wife of an elephantβs motherβs brother?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Twin brothers just had a birthday
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I have a twin brother in prison
We finish each other's sentences.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My half brother is 6ft 3inches...
Just imagine if he was a full brother.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My brother was addicted to the Hokey Pokey...
But luckily he turned himself around.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What did Poseidon say to his brother?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I just got a ps5 for my little brother.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I asked my brother how his date went. He said he found out she was an anesthesiologist.
Talk about a snooze fest.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
If my brother gets his legs amputated...
Does that make him my half brother?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
My brother lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible auto accident.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
If Marioβs brother died, would he contact him through a Luigi board?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I never wanted to believe that my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker
but when I got home, all the signs were there
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
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