What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
On the news: “nearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”
Me, to my wife: “that’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”
Dad: Hey kids, did you hear about that crazy lady who got breast implants full of twigs and sticks?
Me: ...no, why? Is another one of your stupid jokes again?
Dad: No, no, no. I read it on my Yahoos and thought it was weird.
Me: Oh... yeah, that is weird I guess.
Dad: It would've been funny if that joke had a punchline, wooden tit?
Me: Dad, no.
Shouldn’t breast implants . . .
I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood
I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak
Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?
What material are a clown’s breast implants made out of?
Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?
This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.
My grandmother wanted to get breast implants.
My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."
Where do breast implants go to die?
Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts)
imgur.com/N7nfIlL
I thought about making a joke about a woman with a breast implant made out of wood...
But that would be in poor taste, wooden tit?
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday
it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
A joke about breast implants made from trees would be funny
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?
Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.
A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One of them is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What's the difference between a dirty, old bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
what's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
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