What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatypusPajamas
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My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.

It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Minnaloushe_
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On the news: β€œnearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”

Me, to my wife: β€œthat’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
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Dad: Hey kids, did you hear about that crazy lady who got breast implants full of twigs and sticks?

Me: ...no, why? Is another one of your stupid jokes again?

Dad: No, no, no. I read it on my Yahoos and thought it was weird.

Me: Oh... yeah, that is weird I guess.

Dad: It would've been funny if that joke had a punchline, wooden tit?

Me: Dad, no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
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Shouldn’t breast implants . . .

Be made of mammary foam?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomoz
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I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood

I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edolas93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak

Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What material are a clown’s breast implants made out of?

SILLYcone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svenguillotien
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?

This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbader64
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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My grandmother wanted to get breast implants.

My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Where do breast implants go to die?

Silicon Valley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunkinfirst
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts) imgur.com/N7nfIlL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackson5guy
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I thought about making a joke about a woman with a breast implant made out of wood...

But that would be in poor taste, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltanDitler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?

One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station

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What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

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What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st0nedpigeon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday

it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drew442
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Imagine if there were oak breast implants...

That would be awful, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevenoles017
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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A joke about breast implants made from trees would be funny

Wouldn’t it

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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What’s the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.

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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station The other is a busty crustacean

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What’s the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?

Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.

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A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...

Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeestars
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One of them is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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What's the difference between a dirty, old bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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what's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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