He didn’t knead the dough
"Thanks" I said "I kneaded that"
All he ever did was loaf around.
I absolutely loaf it. (Loath)
You can say is a loaf-ty goal.
I guess that's why they call it window pain.
As many as you want just don’t use eleaven...
She was too kneady.
Every time her looked down at the dough, he thought “I guess you’re just what I kneaded”
While it's cooking, the sign reads "suns out, buns out."
This morning it was sour doe.
...do they sign a naan-competition agreement?
On reflection though, I don’t knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldn’t involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...
I didn't think so, it is on a knead to dough basis.
the TV series would be called Baking Bread.
He slid the loaf into the oven to bake. He told his son, “This bread is for a very special occasion, so I’m going to make a back-up.” He then plopped an extra loaf’s worth of dough onto the table, sliced it into two equal pieces, and immediately put them away. The boy asked, “Dad, why’d you do that?” The baker smiled and told his son, “It’s better to halve it and not knead it.”
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?" It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.
Loaf bread.
My son made himself a banana sandwich.
Son: "This is what monkeys eat."
I thought I'd mess with him a bit on this "fact", and throw some dad humour at him.
Me: "What?! Monkeys don't eat sandwiches! How do they even bake the bread?"
Son: "With a g'rilla."
I think this kid is going places. I was completely outdone.
I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.
And, so I told him, "That's not how you bake bread, tho.."
Tonight my mom was baking her famous Babka bread for Easter.
Dad: "are you going to bed honey?"
Mom: "not yet. I'm waiting for the bread to bake."
Dad: "how much longer is it going to be?"
Mom: "I'm using the usual dishes, so still about 12 inches"
He still doesn't get it.
I was bringing in a baked good that those who share my religious faith eat on special occasions. This was also the summer when the song "Hollaback Girl" was popular. As I'm leaving the car, my dad tells me, "If nobody eats the bread, make sure you don't bring it back, because then you'd be a Challah-back Boy."
My wife was prepping to bake some bread. I yell down to her in the kitchen "what are you 'doughing' down there?"
As we're enjoying the bread she asked me to call our dog Charlie down from upstairs. I grabbed my cell phone and asked her "what's his number?"
Today, I tried to watch a video on how to bake bread, I couldn't see anything though, because the picture was too grainy
So I brought in kolaches to the office this morning for breakfast. For those that don't know, they're basically bread rolls filled with egg, cheese and whatever else you want. One of my coworkers started talking about how they reminded him of some kind of cake "with M&Ms in it."
Except English isn't his first language, so he was saying it a little weird.
Him: "You can't bake a cake with M&M in it."
Me: "'Cause you'd kill him."
There was absolutely no reaction whatsoever, so I can't tell if people were just ignoring my awful joke or if just nobody heard me.
