What do you call a pig that tries to suck your blood?

A Hampire

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We just got a new black kitten

Wife wants to call him Bram, as a nod to Bram Stoker's Dracula, since he looks a bit like a bat with his big ears.

Told her "That's excellent! When we're petting him, we will be Bram strokers"

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