Brachetto Puns

I had my first Brachetto wine last weekend. It was love at first whiff, super floral and fruity while being dry and red. Anybody else have recommendations for brachetto they like? If I'm not mistaken, it's often used for rose and sweet wines too.

Hi! Got some bottles to destash, lots of BPAL and S92 in particular.

Comment if you’d like anything- shipping is $4.50, I’ll invoice through PayPal, and I’ll ship by Friday at the latest. Pics are available on request. Please note fill levels as there are partials mixed in and please only one fwp thing per person!

For Sale

BPAL

• 13: lvb $15 | 5ml (pnbm, full) “lavender buds, blue cotton candy, buttered popcorn, squished carnations, vanilla ice cream, sun-ripe strawberries, chocolate chip cookies, warm milk, honey sticks, yellow cake, steamed rice, fresh bread, and puppies.”
• Graveyard Guessing Game $15 | 5ml (pnbm, full) “a white tea fougere with lavender frankincense, marble-white sandalwood, white carnation, and sweet hay.”

Sixteen92

• Bette $14 | “7.5ml” edp (pnbm, larger style bottle, full) “angel food cake, floral honey, marshmallow, pistachio, french vanilla, loose black tea”
• Marlene $10 | 6ml oil (pnbm, full) “alba rose, copal, bearded iris, scarlet lips, flushed cheeks, davana, plum syrup, gin fizz, smoke”

The Strange South

• Before the Drop $5 | 5ml (pnbm, full, fco) “peppermint, green tea, marshmallow, heather, violet, and evening rain.”

Sold

Alkemia

• Pending As dark things are meant to be loved $10 | 5ml oil (pnbm, full, apothecary bottle) “lapsang souchong tea, leather, black amber, labdanum, caramel”
• Pending 2021 December Yuletide Blessings Alchemy free with purchase | 5ml (pnbm, full, apothecary bottle) ”decadently boozy fruitcake studded with golden pineapple, candied citron, apricots, cherries, and sugary dates; almond marzipan for love; honey for wealth; evergreens for health; cinnamon for good luck; bay for wisdom; cloves for friendship, and frankincense for gratitude.”

Alpha Musk

• Pending Apocalyptic Console $5 | 5ml (pnbm, full) “indian sandalwood, soft marshmallows, peru balsam, golden sands, vanilla bean.”
• Pending Goth $5 | 5ml (pnbm, full) “this is a rich black musk (one of my fucking favorites) from india and a midnight vanilla (not to sweet but rich and divine).”

Arcana

• Pending Apples Crave Cider $10 | 5ml (ris, full) “bright, spiced apple cider drizzled with honey and a small wisp of smoke.”
• ~~Pending Glittering Blue $12 | 5ml (ris, full) *“a cooling blend of tart blue lemonade, iced lemon bundt cake, creamy blue musk, a drizzle of blue chamomile, and glittering

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

Buenosdillas

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Why

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.