Bouncy Ball Puns

I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.

My kid came up to me and says “oh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.

I looked at my kid and said “I don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”

I was decorating a bouncy ball usually reserved for pediatric patients to look like an eyeball, cause it's 5 am and I'm bored. Co-worker walks by and asks "Why is there an eyeball sitting on your keyboard" My reply, "Just keeping an eye on things". She groaned.

My young daughter really used to like that cartoon character "Dora the Explorer" and one day my wife bought her a bouncy ball with the Dora motif on it. She showed it to me and I said "That's adorable". Because it was a Dora ball. Apparently 4yo is too young for puns.