I live in a hood and bough my kid a toy gun

We call it pack-n-play

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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We imported a tree from Canada.

It's pretty oak, eh.

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📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry

You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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Tree joke

I was volunteering at a tree-identification event at a local park with about 15 people from work when I chimed in on the following exchange.

Leader: Alright, we've identified a couple of types of maplewood. Can anyone tell me what kind of tree THIS is? (points to a tree)

Someone: is it... it's a Dogwood?

Leader: Very good! Can anyone tell us how we know that it's a Dogwood?

Me: Because of its... bark.

Everyone: groans into laughter

I took a bow (or bough).

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