Did you hear about the fish dancing at the bottom of the lake?

Yeah, the were dancing a "crappie jig"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One of them's a bottom dwelling, scum sucking scavenger...

The other one's just a fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What’s the difference between a carp and a lawyer?

One’s a loathsome bottom feeder, and the other’s a fish.

my law professor told this joke to start class off today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedyeddie
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Why was the ocean embarrassed?

Because all of the fish could see its bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a filthy, slimy, scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other is a fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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At the Walk-In clinic today.

Wife is sick, so we went to the walk-in clinic in town. While in the waiting room, I took the 7 month old to go look at their giant fish tank where I sadly found one laying flat on the bottom not moving. So I went to the front desk to give them a heads up. I said

"Hey I don't know if you guys know but you have a fish over laying on the bottom not moving."

The lady said oh no that's not good, we should call the maintenance guy.

I said "Yeah I don't know if you guys have a swim-up clinic or not, but I'd get him checked in ASAP."

Groans all around!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flattishsassy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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The difference between a lawyer and catfish

Is that one is a slimy, bottom dwelling sum sucker and the other one is a fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolesawPolska
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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