I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubricants were.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
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︎ Aug 11 2022
Iβm reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happenβ¦
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︎ Aug 06 2022
Iβm writing a book on βReverse Psychology.β
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︎ Aug 05 2022
Why did I color my book red?
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︎ Jul 27 2022
From My Very Punny Dad, the children's book full of puns
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︎ Jul 20 2022
I showed the cops camera footage of a man stealing a Stephen King book, but they're not going to press charges.
In the end, he got away with IT.
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︎ Jul 09 2022
My wife booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project.
I asked her if it's a fusion restaurant. She blew up at me.
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︎ Aug 03 2022
My wife: Why donβt you stop telling terrible dad jokes and write a book insteadβ
Me βOh, thatβs a novel idea
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︎ Aug 06 2022
I wrote a book about falling down the stairs
It's a step by step guide
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︎ Aug 07 2022
What do you call a book-club stuck on the same book for years?
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︎ Jul 10 2022
I've just finished writing my book on Penguins...
My wife thinks it would have been better on paper.
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︎ Aug 11 2022
I want to write a book showcasing the most excellent home basement storage rooms. I believe the book would do well.
It would definitely be a best-cellar.
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︎ Jul 24 2022
I ordered a book titled βHow to scam peopleβ.
It still hasnβt arrived.
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︎ Jul 16 2022
Saw a building made out of books
It was several stories high
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︎ Jul 15 2022
I ordered a book called "How to scam"
I ordered it 4 months ago, and it isn't Here yet
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︎ Aug 07 2022
How does Santa sort his books?
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︎ Jul 22 2022
I have a book where I keep a track of all my closest friends
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︎ Aug 09 2022
I wrote a book about how to build a better kind of basement in your home.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
I went to the bookstore and asked, βDo you have any books by Shakespeare?β
Salesperson: Of course. Which one?
Me: William.
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︎ Jul 29 2022
I went to the library today too and asked the librarian where I could find the books about Paranoia
She said "They're right behind you!"
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︎ Jul 19 2022
I read a book about the distinctions between male and female lions
but I canβt remember the mane point.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
i saw this book named "How to solve 50% of your problems"
So i went ahead and bought two
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︎ Jul 10 2022
Iβve just finished writing a book on snakes.
It would have been much easier if Iβd just written in on paper.
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︎ Apr 13 2022
I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing with my life.
It's called an oughttobiography.
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︎ Jul 21 2022
I wrote a book about not falling in love too fast
Itβs called βPremature Infatuationβ
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︎ Aug 03 2022
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone in the library and I couldnβt figure out what was going on-
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︎ Apr 24 2022
At the book store I saw a booked called Solve 50% Of Your Problem.
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︎ Jul 25 2022
Finished writing a book about all the things I should have done in my 20s.
My ought-to-biography as it were.
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︎ Aug 05 2022
I think I need to write a book about stairs.
I can see it climbing to #1.
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︎ Jul 09 2022
Why did Obi-wan send Darth braille books as a birthday gift?
So he could feel his presents.
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︎ Aug 06 2022
Who wrote the book "Yellow River?"
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︎ Jul 28 2022
There is a secret pirate message hidden in the first three letters of all the Harry Potter Books.
Har-Har-Har-Har-Har-Har-Har!
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︎ Aug 10 2022
Thereβs this book that takes a whole lifetime to readβ¦
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︎ Aug 12 2022
I asked the librarian if the had the new book about Pavlovβs dog and SchrΓΆdingerβs cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasnβt sure if it was there.
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︎ Jun 22 2022
What did the librarian say when they took a book hostage?
βMeet my demands, or this book is as good as read!β
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︎ Aug 06 2022
Iβm reading a book about a cute but very Sick puppy.
I just canβt put it down.
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︎ Jul 30 2022
I'm reading a book about an Immortal Dog.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
What do you call a group of doctors who use Google instead of books and journals?
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︎ Aug 07 2022
Iβve developed a book that automatically knows when youβre ready to move on to the next partβ¦
Itβs a real page turner.
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︎ Jul 17 2022
I canβt find e-books about turtles
Apparently they are all hardbackβ¦
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︎ Jun 30 2022
A cop stopped me in the street and asked me why I was carrying such a big book!!
I told him it's a long story
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︎ Jul 12 2022
Jennifer had a gambling addiction while she was a roadie for Elton John. She wrote a book about it:
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︎ Jul 31 2022
I am writing a book about reverse psychology.
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︎ Jul 29 2022
I'm writing a book on reverse pyschology.
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︎ Jul 29 2022
Did I tell you that I wrote a book about reverse psychology?
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︎ Aug 07 2022
I have written a book on how to fall down the stairs.
Itβs β a step in step guide.
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︎ Aug 07 2022
Why shouldn't you write a book on penguins?
Because writing on paper is so much easier!
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︎ Jul 31 2022
Iβm reading a horror book in Braille.
Something bad is going to happen.
I can feel it.
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︎ Jun 09 2022
Iβm writing a book on reverse psychology.
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︎ Aug 02 2022
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