A friend sent this exchange to me over the weekend

His name starts with T, his wife's with S.

T: I'm done with this, do you want the rest?

S: Will you put it in the fridge for me?

T: I'm afraid it will go flat.

S: Well, just try it.

(Fridge opens, clinking noise)

T: Oh! Nope, it stayed round!

BONUS: he just sent me this picture.

It's really too bad he's not gonna have kids to inflict this on.

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These are his favorite jokes ever it think, by how much he tells them.

There once was a cat that was dying by inches ...so it went outside and died by the yard.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on your sleeve.

Bonus round: Did you hear about the Indian that drank a hundred cups of tea? They found him dead in his tee-pee.

Always laughs.

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