Breaking news from Wuhan: Widespread attacks on locals by large black-and-white bears.
Authorities fear a pandamic.
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I treat red, brown, black, and white rice all equally.
I am an equal rice opportunist.
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︎ Mar 09 2022
Whatβs black, white and red all over
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︎ Mar 09 2022
What's black and white and makes a loud noise in bed?
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︎ Mar 25 2022
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Its in black and white...
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︎ Nov 03 2021
Jack Black and Jack White should form a band
They can call it Jack Grey
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︎ Dec 15 2021
What's black and white, goes bump, bump, bump, bump and is red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs.
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︎ Sep 11 2021
Did you hear about the black and white bears that escaped the zoo?
It was total pandamonium in the streets.
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︎ Nov 01 2021
What do black and white bears wear?
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︎ Sep 01 2021
Some people see the world in black and white.
Until they take off damask.
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︎ Sep 19 2021
Whatβs black and white and eats like a horse?
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Do black and white count as colors?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Did you hear about the black and white bear that was ill?
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︎ Jul 24 2021
I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day
Interracial porn is great
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︎ May 04 2021
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What is black, white and red all over?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My wife has been online this week, buying lots of black and white fabric.
I do hope she doesnβt make a habit of it
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What's black and white and goes round and round ?
A penguin in a revolving door
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Why did the chicken paint himself black and white?
He felt like he needed some camoouflage
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︎ Aug 12 2020
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you call a group of confused black and white bears?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What's black and white and spins around?
A penguin in a washing machine.
My 4 year old came up with that one.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What do you call a black and white striped brassiere?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Whatβs black and white and black and white and black and white and green?
Three skunks fighting over a pickle.
my grandpa tells this one all the time.
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︎ May 14 2019
Whatβs black and white and eats like a horse?
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︎ May 24 2021
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
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︎ May 17 2020
What's black and white and red all over?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What's Black white and red all over ?
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︎ Dec 30 2018
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Whatβs white and black and red all over?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
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︎ Jul 31 2019
What's black and white and read all over?
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