Breaking news from Wuhan: Widespread attacks on locals by large black-and-white bears.

Authorities fear a pandamic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlowbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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I treat red, brown, black, and white rice all equally.

I am an equal rice opportunist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fshake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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What’s black, white and red all over

A newspaper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeCentece
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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What's black and white and makes a loud noise in bed?

A Snoreo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2022
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Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos

She just really needed a shoulder to crayon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevor557
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Its in black and white...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2021
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Jack Black and Jack White should form a band

They can call it Jack Grey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andi-wankenobi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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What's black and white, goes bump, bump, bump, bump and is red all over?

A nun falling down the stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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Did you hear about the black and white bears that escaped the zoo?

It was total pandamonium in the streets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ms434343
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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What do black and white bears wear?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacheteRuxpin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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Some people see the world in black and white.

Until they take off damask.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petrifiedgumball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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Do black and white count as colors?

It's a gray area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you hear about the black and white bear that was ill?

It had an aPANDAcitus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erndub
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day

Interracial porn is great

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Level_Grapes
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonoHannabira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What is black, white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ur-main-man-gabe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.

Patrick the Panda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My wife has been online this week, buying lots of black and white fabric.

I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What's black and white and ruled in Rome?

Julius Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What's black and white and goes round and round ?

A penguin in a revolving door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/97AByss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why did the chicken paint himself black and white?

He felt like he needed some camoouflage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapstorm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.

My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call a group of confused black and white bears?

Pandamonium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.

I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buggaboobooy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What's black and white and spins around?

A penguin in a washing machine.

My 4 year old came up with that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coverslide
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?

Divertity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOlio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call a black and white striped brassiere?

A zebra

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

my grandpa tells this one all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameyBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martinonfire
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What’s black and white and red all over?

A bloody nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leveonthis
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin, rolling down a hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expressionless420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What's Black white and red all over ?

A Nun in a blender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mandalore02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StokyoDrift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What’s white and black and red all over?

Schindlers List

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wheatyfamily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What’s black and white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICK-THE-STICk3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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