Went to see the new Thor movie for my friend’s birthday and one of them gave him a card and wrote Thor themed puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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We are having a penis painting themed birthday party for a friend. I have run dry on puns in this category. Looking for a good pun to name the group. Thank you in advance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zknepp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My daughter asked for a Cinderella themed birthday party,..

So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinnaey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Need a pun

Need help coming up with a β€œpunny” saying

Throwing my daughter a β€œninja” obstacle themed birthday for her and her friends. Looking for some sort of funny saying to attach to a candy bar favor…like β€œYour ninja skills were outta this world” on a Milky Way. But I feel like Reddit can do better than this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIA_Recruit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2023
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Help!

I’m sorry if this is against the rules, but I’m planning a Bowie themed dinner for my husbands birthday. The best I can come up with is Major Tom yum soup and Hashes to Hashes and maybe Diamond Hot Dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverBayonet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Cold never bothered me anyway...

It was my son's birthday, and we were doing a Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Went to the party supplies shop, and one of the things we got for the party was a helium balloon with Thomas on it. Gave it to him, told him to hold on to it, otherwise it would float up into the sky, all the way to the moon as Peppa Pig phrases it.

Anyway, I'm looking around and I notice something weird... there are Transformers helium balloons, Peppa Pig helium balloons, Barbie helium balloons, Thomas of course, various superheroes... but I notice the complete absence of Elsa and Anna on these balloons. But Frozen must be the most popular theme ever for girl's birthday parties, I would have thought. So why no Frozen helium balloons?

I asked at the counter, and they told me that they used to have them, but they got too many complaints. Apparently every time a parent gave the balloon to a kid, she'd just let it go...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Seeking "Dads' Night Out"-themed party help

For the past three years I've held scavenger hunts to celebrate my birthday. This year I've decided on the theme, "Dads' Night Out." Examples of items on last year's (non-dad-themed) list: "Play red light/green light with at least three strangers," "Switch pants with a stranger," and "Haiku written by a bartender." All items require physical, photographic or video evidence. What are your ideas for dad-themed items or jokes I can fit in here and there? Any other ideas on how I can make this year the best year yet would be appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fwish11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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Came up with the BEST dad joke at work today.

Okay, this is my first time posting to this sub. :) I work at a kid's play center, and with the big Frozen craze going on lately, we have about five Frozen themed birthday parties a day.

We had a Frozen birthday party a few days ago where someone brought in their own balloons, and one of which has Elsa on one side of the balloon with Anna on the other side. We have a new girl that I was training at work, and she pointed out the balloon today and asked, "Wow, how did that get there?"

With the biggest grin on my face, I proudly said, "I guess someone just accidentally... Let it go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplywhitney
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2014
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Another dad at Michael's.

The Mrs and I were at Michaels (hobby/craft store, if you haven't heard of it) looking for things for our kid's moustache themed first birthday party.

We were having trouble finding anything, so we asked a man. He said it was scattered all across the store, so naturally, I asked him "you mean you don't have a mus-stash?"

He was so impressed, he spent about fifteen minutes and showed us everything he could think of that was mustachioed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjQball
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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Bf's dad on his birthday...

We are on a ski trip in Colorado for his birthday and Christmas. We have to wake up early so we can get a good parking space and beat the crowds. Today is his birthday and our alarm clock this morning was the theme song to Hawaii 5-O. He turned 50 today. Hahaha.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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