Birth Control Pills Puns

A list of puns related to "Birth Control Pills"

They have a new birth control pill for men that's the size of a small pebble.

You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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👤︎ u/notagoodspelller
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.

I’ll call them pre dick a-mints

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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Did you hear about the new birth control pill for men?

You put it in his shoe and it makes him limp.

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👤︎ u/Wishyouamerry
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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