My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns
Well, toucan play that game
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Bird Puns
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Bird puns in the comments
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Bird puns galore
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︎ Feb 01 2019
My friend wouldnβt stop telling me bird puns
Little did he know toucan play at that game
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︎ Jun 13 2019
[REQUEST] Star Wars Bird Puns
Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.
So far I only have: Coo Skywalker
Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=36f1f13bf011b50649778d6491393c69176ef440
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Bird puns
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︎ Feb 13 2021
My wife muted me on Twitter because she couldn't handle all the bird puns after I've had a beer or two
One can and I start tweeting, toucan and I have no egrets.
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︎ Jul 03 2021
Wanna hear a bird pun? ..no?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
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︎ Jul 13 2017
Bird pun bad
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︎ Aug 13 2019
My dad kept making bird puns today.
I told him toucan play at that game.
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5 Cringey Puns
(Sorry For Not Posting, I Was Busy)
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
(Source For All Puns: https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1)
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Damn birds got us again
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︎ Apr 15 2023
What do you call birds that stick together?
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Iβm bird watching with Sinead OβConnor.
So far itβs been seven owls and fifty jays.
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︎ Apr 08 2023
What's the most religious type of bird?
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︎ Apr 23 2023
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.
Theyβve left no tern unstoned.
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︎ Mar 23 2023
Do you know why it's considered lucky when a bird poops on you?
Lucky that cows don't fly
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︎ Apr 15 2023
How do you kill two birds with one stone?
Throw the same stone more than once.
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︎ Apr 17 2023
Whatβs the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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︎ Mar 23 2023
Why do birds from Europe fly to North Africa during winter
Because it's hard to walk there
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︎ Apr 05 2023
Why did the bird get kicked out of class?
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︎ Apr 07 2023
There is a telegraph pole on which birds tend to defecate
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︎ Apr 26 2023
There was a flock of birds honking outside my house today. I tried to understand them...unfortunately
I don't speak Porch-of-Geese.
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︎ Apr 26 2023
What happens to birds that can no longer sing
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︎ Mar 31 2023
Why does the American bird never go to England when heβs sick?
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︎ Apr 23 2023
My wife just blocked me on Facebook for posting too many bird puns...
Well toucan play at that game.
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︎ Sep 04 2021
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play at that game.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
When my wife started making bird puns,
I thought, toucan play at that game!
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︎ Jun 12 2022
Wife blocked me on Facebook because I make too many bird puns.
Well, I don't give a duck!
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︎ Jun 30 2021
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.
Toucan play at that game.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
My Friend wouldnβt stop telling me bird puns
So I said Toucan play at that game
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︎ Sep 01 2019
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Never try to annoy someone with bird puns.
Because toucan play at that game.
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︎ Apr 06 2018
You know why I like bird puns?
Because toucan play at that game.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
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︎ Jun 01 2020
My friend thinks he can make better bird puns than me
Toucan play at this game!
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︎ May 04 2018
A friend of mine...
βA friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that gameβ.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Which type of birds always stick together?
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Is it possible to kill two birds with one stone ?
Yes, just throw the same stone twice.
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